By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 15:09 - United States - Beacon

Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey, how else is a guy supposed to get laid?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 028
You deserved it 7 030

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What's OP's boyfriend have in common with Bill Clinton? "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Personally, I feel for him. My girlfriend wouldn't even let me get lei'd in Hawaii..

priceyfml 7

Yup. He's a classless loser that doesn't deserve OP.

#34: Ask her to go with you to the beautiful Hawaiian island of Comoniwanalaya.

The OP's boyfriend should have gone to "Paradise City" Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Sounds more like he's headed for the island of Nonooki. (stole that from an old Leisure Suit Larry game)

He's as classless as the communists

cottoncandymango 17

That's one way to dump an asshole.

He's would be a smart guy for saying she is pretty to get laid. His only fault was telling her why. :)

Has anyone considered that it might be a joke? If he didn't think she was pretty then why would he want to get laid with her? People are stupid.

MerrikBarbarian 9

90- not always. Some girls appreciate blunt honesty in a partner. It's nice not to play guessing games. Yeah it can bruise the ego, but it also means you never have to wonder what is going on in his mind.

Just saying. I'm pretty sure no one would want to continue being with someone like that. That's all

Tell him "this isnt the way" and walk off.

RedPillSucks 31

Not sure why you're being thumbed down, that was the best response

MzZombicidal 36

Yeah, sure. That just completely negates the bad stuff he said.

I really hope you meant to type "ex-boyfriend". You deserve someone more respectful than that.

How do you know what she deserves? For all you know she could be a serial child abductor.

tsent8 15

He's pretty too. Pretty bad at being a decent boyfriend.

olpally 32

He thinks with his dick, not his brain. Bad news. Get out now.

honestyslife 9

Honey, your boyfriend's a douche.

Well he said you were pretty, better spread 'em.

evilraider 5

Correct me if im wrong but Somehow I feel like you're single

No no. #12 has a whole harem. Rosie palm and her 5 sisters.

#12 Your profile pic matches your comment

dumbblonde1432 5