Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
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ariannaimelda 7
sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(
pandabeargirl89 0
I hope you had insurance!
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pandabeargirl89 0
I hope you had insurance!
OceanBreathesSal 5
I bet the Allstate Mayhem guy was driving the vehicle
Zya_fml 8
FYI. And that was really nice of you.
Zya_fml 8
FYI. And that was really nice of you.
nateb1tch 1
Who cares if they have insurance. its the hospitals deal.
FlipInBrosky 4
"Are you in good hands?" Well.. apparently not!
Sperrys 3
Your insurance can help you get a new one. Suing a hospital would mean so much hassle.
lindseyluvszac 4
That sucks
quinnjamin10 2
i bet your doggy there poops rainbows!
OceanBreathesSal 5
i don't know who you are talking to but I do have a friend who poops rainbows when he pees...
sxe_beast 11
Why would you have to sue the hospital? I'm sure like everyone else they have car insurance. They can cover it... Its on them.
LOLbomb 1
Is your motorcycle a Harley Davidson? If so, then the ambulance ran over it for good reason. And you, sir, would be a fag. -South Park reference
LOLbomb 1
Obviously, the moderators have never watched South Park. I've seen worse comments. *sigh* -.-
urdirtyolduncle 15
120-- If it didn't work the first time, what the hell made you think it would flow the second time?!? Btw, Op, that's what you get for helping people.
OceanBreathesSal 5
wow I just realized the comment I replied to got deleted so now it looks like I'm a complete idiot.... well this is awkward -_-
OceanBreathesSal 5
158- I don't know whether to thumb your comment up or down. you make a valid point in the first part of your comment and in the second part I don't know if your being sarcastic or just a total douche. and if it is sarcasm then it really isn't appreciated here.
sxe_beast 11
Sarcasm is awesome. Its not that its not appreciated. Its just that most people are too dense to understand it.
Allstarr23 1
You ride a motorcycle, not drive one
angrymexican 8
7777 fyls lol
ygdrassil 17
Good. I hate motorcycles.
beaker38 5
23 most hospitals don't own the ambulances it's usually volunteers that the town owns or paid by a company separate from the hospital
IronZombie 0
ydi for helping him as a speeding ambulance was ravaging your bike
DontModMeDammit 10
that will teach you to ever help someone.
Zya_fml 8
Yes of course, because every time you help somebody an ambulance runs over your bike, right?
BWill9014 4
I hope that wasn't a serious reply to 2's sarcasm 24
Zya_fml 8
26 - I believe my sarcasm is more obvious than 2's . . .
walleneve 2
dont u mean never? such bad advice!
BWill9014 4
I wasn't referring directly to your sarcasm 29... I was referring to the fact that you commented sarcastically to 2 as if 2 was being serious with the comment they made
quinnjamin10 2
Unicorns seem to always amaze me... THAMBS up IF THIS IS TRUE! THaMBS down IF THIS IS completly irrelevant to this FML... Code Names: Unicorns = Medics Therefore this comment is now related to this FML and should receive a proper Thumbs up. THUMBS DOWN IF IM AWESOME. im not awesome... This message has been approved by me, Charlie, The Unicorn... Unicorns are cool, they have a ******* horn for godsake!
quinnjamin10 2
43 - You are not good at trying to confuse people... 2 was being sarcastic so there would not be a reason to respond seriously... or vis versa i think.... anyways your wrong accept it :P
Alexstraza_fml 5
I think what he may be saying is it looks sort of dumb to reply sarcastically to an already sarcastic comment.
BWill9014 4
I'm not trying to confuse anyone... I'm just saying 2 was being sarcastic and 24 responded as if 2 was being serious... it's as simple as that but thank you 49 for completely over thinking that
quinnjamin10 2
ohh that could be the case! thanks for clearing that load of shit up. Potassium Nitrate + Sugar = some nice puffy clouds :P
quinnjamin10 2
i dont think its possible to over-think an unclear statement, if it is not clear enough to understand, then you automaticlly come to conclutions of the outcome, so i did not overthink anything, just looking for a plausable answer...
BWill9014 4
I was pointing to you stating that I was "trying to confuse people"... that's where you over thought things a bit
quinnjamin10 2
Ohh so putting one line that seems like it was added on to clear a misconception was to point out that one fault throughout your intire comment? because in your comment you only refered to "trying to confuse people" once and not again... so i assumed that that was not your original intent...
BWill9014 4
All I'm saying is that your comment at 49 was built upon your belief that I was attempting to word my previous comments in a way to cover up a mistake I made... that's why you said "you're not good at confusing people" and "face it you're wrong"... and because that's obviously not true... you over thought things and jumped to conclusions
quinnjamin10 2
IM RIGHT YOUR WRONG THATS THE WAY IT GOES, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! lol... i just wanted a conversation because it gets slightly lonley at 4 AM... and you gave it to me! thanks, no hard feelings? :P Good Night
BWill9014 4
Should of realized you were trolling after comment 44...
quinnjamin10 2
"trolling" is such a harsh word... and it was apparently a viable argument because you kept answering and answering...
Aksel_fml 0
helping people is bad
ariannaimelda 7
sorry OP, guess a good deed never goes unpunished :(
DeadxManxWalking 27
that is rather true
iSitt 0
Karma. Hey, it's the universe's morality, not a human's.
ColorfulDonut 7
How is this even possible? Did you just leave your bike in the middle of the road? and is the person okay???
GreenMaze 0
did you left your motorcycle running?
Iamnotmyself 17
It goes like this, the ambulance driver was high and went to turn the corner, instead of seeing a person trapped in a ditch and a man with a motorcycle, he saw a dragon trying to eat the man in the fiery pit of lava! Stupid cravkheads.
ColorfulDonut 7
well ok then sir, you have enlightened me.
Saltime 0
I hope you realize that 128 is wrong in nearly every way possible. Emergency crews won't plow through anything in their way, including vehicles. If a vehicle is in the way of their hose, they won't "cut up" the car. They move the emergency vehicle to a different position quickly. Emergency crews are liable for any damage done to another persons' property.
zubzub 1
actualy if you are in the way of a fire hydrant then they can bust your windows to get to it because by law you can't park in front of them.
ColorfulDonut 7
well then sir, you have unenlightened my enlightenment. (I have no idea how to spell that stuff)
flockz 20
maybe the ambulance driver saw u overlooking a motionless body in a ditch and assumed that you had killed them so he swerved and hit your getaway vehicle.
firegirl1702 4
we are not ambulance drivers dammit
beantownEMT 6
Damn right! Although to be fair, in some places they actually hire people to just drive the ambulance.
slimjim8094 12
+1. And if this were me driving, the answer is "it was in my way". Though I'd try and avoid it so it didn't puncture a tire or something.
delana2008 0
So get Allstate, and better protect yourself from mayhem like me. :)
condom101 0
insurance is like a condom u only use it when u need it so fk insurance I go raw
m0rgana 0
wow 6 I actually lol'ed
Jacobt24 19
Like a good neighbor State Farm is there . . . with a new motorcycle!
BigOrca 2
Like a good neighbor state farm is there...... with the girl from 4B.
SpeakingMyMind 0
35- So what happens when you end up with multiple babies from multiple baby mamas? Bet you will wish you used a condom.
gamegeek42 6
Lmao
lifeindafastlane 1
that sux dude
Livinia 11
If you're going to be a Good Samaritan, get insurance.
kingatowning 2
the Samaritan that helped out a Jew never had insurance on his camel
Artz94_fml 16
maybe he will go to heaven ! (ps : ur pic is really nice ;))
leequiroga 5
I love you.!! (p.s. her pic is Selena Gomez)
Livinia 11
No it isn't...
PassTheDutch 0
no she's hotter than Selena Gomez.
DeadxManxWalking 27
truly right. (your beautiful and cute. just saying :) )
Livinia 11
What, so out of the countless numbers of people in the world, no two people can look similar? I personally don't think I look like Selena Gomez, but a lot of people seem to think so. **** your life for being so arrogant.
Livinia 11
Alright, think what you like. I can't be ****** arguing with an assuming little bitch.
MissAwesomeness 4
livina, just take it as a compliment that electric_daisy thinks u look like Selena Gomez. although I'd have to say, you look better. :)
rararauhuh 5
Hey, Livinia, put a picture of you doing something that Selena Gomez would never do (ie. hand written poster, you flipping the bird, even) that'll be proof enough. Btw, I agree, you're very pretty.
cmw_69 3
electric_daisy everyone knows you're a jealous ass old man wishing you looked like her who similarly looks like Selena but you can deffenently tell she isn't ,(:
texaslonghorn 0
8- you look like Selena Gomez
skyidom 0
just saying hello
blueforensics 10
Who said they didn't have insurance?
daltyboy 0
all tht matters is tht the person is ok right?
HaIlegra 2
if it was at the point when they needed an ambulance, then its good that they were urgent about it...