FML : Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized...

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Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whoops - / Saturday 11 April 2009 20:43 / United States

Transportation

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By rachel13_fml | 0

#103699 - Sunday 12 April 2009 03:07

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

By some1outthere | 0

#103716 - Sunday 12 April 2009 03:03

LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?

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By killface_fml | 0

#103671 - Sunday 12 April 2009 02:53

Good job.

xocutexofunnyxo | 5

#3019852 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 06:01

GREAT job.

By Ptvlover | 0

#103673 - Sunday 12 April 2009 02:51

Omg. Exhilarating

keetlover | 0

#1240026 - Saturday 14 August 2010 09:31

just eat all the groceries there, than poop it out when you get home! I know I am brilliant!

Yes_Im_Beast | 0

#2765965 - Monday 27 June 2011 01:12

^^LOL(:

By Katers22 | 0

#103681 - Sunday 12 April 2009 02:54

That's not even an FML... that's just a... wow, how stupid! So... WHS.

By Scribble | 0

#103687 - Sunday 12 April 2009 02:54

first

brokenbitch13 | 0

#1646785 - Thursday 4 November 2010 01:03

fail.

MwahFMLS | 6

#3333142 - Friday 23 September 2011 12:54

4th.

By k_li | 0

#103697 - Sunday 12 April 2009 03:00

LOL, thats what you get for trying to be cool.

YesyDidWhat | 0

#4514608 - Sunday 3 June 2012 04:55

k_li Your an idiot! it's not his fault he forgot, people make mistakes.

PenguinBitch | 43

#5475659 - Thursday 2 May 2013 09:13

5-how?

By rachel13_fml | 0

#103699 - Sunday 12 April 2009 03:07

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

By Scribble | 0

#103701 - Sunday 12 April 2009 03:01

first

B47m4n | 0

#3079739 - Wednesday 10 August 2011 06:36

fail...

By some1outthere | 0

#103716 - Sunday 12 April 2009 03:03

LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?

By PeteythePENGUIN | 0

#103726 - Sunday 12 April 2009 03:05

um fake?

By king15 | 0

#103747 - Sunday 12 April 2009 03:08

CONGRATS! your officially retarded

bgibbz | 15

#3961536 - Sunday 29 January 2012 03:41

*You're

YesyDidWhat | 0

#4514613 - Sunday 3 June 2012 04:56

And your officially a jerk!

SenselessPattern | 12

#4893818 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 06:01

Still you're*. The hell am I doing posting on this old FML.

theluckyones | 10

#4912550 - Sunday 9 September 2012 07:10

Lol correcting someone's grammar from months ago.. Way to go!

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