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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By dave - 27/10/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML

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By Elena - 07/07/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 15:00

Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML

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By hatesgravity - 02/09/2010 11:40 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML

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By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

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rachel13_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:07

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

some1outthere 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?

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killface_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:53

Good job.

xocutexofunnyxo 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 6:01

GREAT job.

Ptvlover 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:51

Omg. Exhilarating

keetlover 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 9:31

just eat all the groceries there, than poop it out when you get home! I know I am brilliant!

Yes_Im_Beast 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:12

^^LOL(:

Katers22 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:54

That's not even an FML... that's just a... wow, how stupid! So... WHS.

Scribble 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:54

first

brokenbitch13 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 1:03

fail.

MwahFMLS 6

Friday 23 September 2011 12:54

4th.

k_li 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:00

LOL, thats what you get for trying to be cool.

YesyDidWhat 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 4:55

k_li Your an idiot! it's not his fault he forgot, people make mistakes.

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 2 May 2013 21:13

5-how?

rachel13_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:07

HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Scribble 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:01

first

B47m4n 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:36

fail...

some1outthere 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?

PeteythePENGUIN 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:05

um fake?

king15 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:08

CONGRATS! your officially retarded

bgibbz 15

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:41

*You're

YesyDidWhat 0

Sunday 3 June 2012 4:56

And your officially a jerk!

SenselessPattern 12

Tuesday 4 September 2012 6:01

Still you're*. The hell am I doing posting on this old FML.

theluckyones 10

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:10

Lol correcting someone's grammar from months ago.. Way to go!

Aiden Vetter 14

Wednesday 23 May 2018 16:27

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