KrissyBearr
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
MulticoloredSlug
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
robm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
awkwardbf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance ain't dead
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
princess
San Marcos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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herrobear 0
I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:
eyeIoveyou 4
the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']
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ppl2ppl 4
Wow tool bag. :P
ppl2ppl 4
Omg thank you for saying that it's a shame what our generation and the ones below us have come to, isn't it? Ppl are having sex at the age of 13 and younger ew gross at that age you don't even know what sex is Jesus :P
ppl2ppl 4
Last post was towards #43 btw, sorry people haha
KenP 0
Lol
dayday14_fml 4
You deserve it .. Who tells someone they love them while having sex? :c fail for you
mrsayuso 0
Op, I am sorry but I do not feel nearly as sorry for you as I feel for 96. Try not to take it to heart honey. He probably got nervous. Ask him about it. If he doesn't feel the same way about you right now, it doesn't mean he won't later. Make sure you really feel that way too. Evaluate both of your emotions and decide from there If the relationship is worth proceeding forward or not.
babyshaft408 8
Damn I love when women say thT when I'm pounden the walls. For 3 mins!
SamLiveFree_77 9
Should Have Waited After the Sex, you can't think straight during Intercourse. Tell him again and hear his reply.(:
StoryOfTheYear 15
I prefer those vacuum bags. Otherwise I have to actually tie the plastic ones shut. *evil sadistic laugh*
Takainthemachine 0
That may not be a bad thing...he may just be overcome?? Ya know? by love?? Sorry mate just trying to make you feel better!! Fyl