KrissyBearr
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
MulticoloredSlug
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
robm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
awkwardbf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance ain't dead
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
princess
San Marcos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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herrobear 0
I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:
eyeIoveyou 4
the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']
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Monkeybuttcream 4
OP, men are single core processors. Don't ever, ever, ever say anything other than "ya" "feels so good" "**** me" "harder" or "faster" during sex- we just dont have the blood to process complex sentences during this time.
Forlorn420 9
Brilliant. Simply brilliant lol. Greatest explanation of guys ever
limeyemilyy 0
Still counts...
arin2009 0
Wow u assume it mean he doesn't... Sometimes breaking concentration kills a hardon
dized 0
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dino2muffin2 0
Maybe you are just his friend .... With benefits haha yeah -/shot/
Wederoney 16
Maybe he realized he's gay and you just happend to say that you love him at the same time?
Brainspoil 2
He would go from outy to inny if she said she wanted to marry him.
every1luvsboners 11
Womenz needs to listen. THE MIDDLE OF SEX IS NOT THE TIME FOR SERIOUS CONVERSATION. SAVE IT FOR AFTERWARDS and do it over the phone, and call me a cab before you start.
waswashere 0
Haven't heard from you in a whole bonerz
ry_ry7 4
He is man enough to sleep with you, but not man enough to tell you that he loves you. Hmm. Consider me old fashioned, but men need to learn what commitment is and women need to stop settling for loveless sex.
every1luvsboners 11
Welcome to the real world; where meaningless sex always wins. One day you'll get there. Keep watching Baywatch re-runs with your hands in your undies.
ry_ry7 4
It may be the way the world works, but that doesn't mean it has to be the way you do as well. People have more worth than they see within themselves. It certainly is a shame that more do not value themselves enough to have higher standards.
every1luvsboners 11
Forever alone.jpg Sorry to hear that ma'am. Get back to watching Little House on the Prairie. Good luck out there. I hope your forearms are strong.
ry_ry7 4
59 - Have you really belittled yourself to insults? Maybe you're just having a difficult time facing the Truth. Your defense is pretty sad, friend.
every1luvsboners 11
Ry_ry7, hold on while I check my daily planner. Nope, I still don't give a ****. And my name is Boner, not 59.
GoW_Chick 15
Oh ry_ry I think your in the wrong place if your not expecting jokes and insults.
cupcakegirl93 8
43 there needs to be more guys like you out there, good for you to stand up for what's right and not just follow the crowd !
ikickgingers 15
^^ boring
russfml 31
Intercourse just isn't the time to say things like I love you, especially first time saying it to a guy. I've had a girl do it to me mind you I didn't get soft but I defiantly ignored it cause my mind was on one thing being sex lol and I did end up loving her. Just a real bad time to say it.
downtime 13
43, Don't go vilifying other people and their lifestyle suggesting they have low standards just because they don't believe the same thing as you, and then expect them to actually listen to what you have to say. You're making yourself sound like a pompous twat with no idea of how the real world works. Here's an idea, why don't you let people live their own lives and not conform to your expectations? I know, crazy right? The idea that people should be free to believe what they want because its not anybody elses business, and is not impacting on anyone else...? Insanity!
loserboii 11
He probably sent the troops in too early.
pebbles313 3
Next time a simple "f@&k me!" will suffice. Lol.