KrissyBearr
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
MulticoloredSlug
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
robm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
awkwardbf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance ain't dead
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
princess
San Marcos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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herrobear 0
I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:
eyeIoveyou 4
the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']
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Teddy_B 0
Today I read countless comments about teenagers talking about true live Fml
bluebeads 0
I don't understand this. I think the "lonely" chick us just trying to get attention. You are a weird person. Get out of your cage and to live a happy life, if you know what that is
eaze_ya_miind 1
....awkward.
aubree138 0
you made him think! blood is supposed to be elsewhere. probably not the best time to bring the love word into play. try waiting til after next time haha
kei1108 13
You had sex without saying you love eachother first?! I know that a lot of people do, but i don't think they should. Sex used to be a real symbol of love, (not just saying you love each other, but something committed.) but now "everyone is doing it" like it's some kind of normal activity.
VertigoF8 2
Sex didn't actually mean very much back in the day. Sure, people were married but those marriages were arranged. It wasn't really until the Victorian era and the early feminist movements that it became imbued with the connotations of love and sin as it is today.
kvbabygirl1 1
Everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion...whether or not you agree with it is your business and not the worlds. If you have something to say about it either say it respectfully because whatever you're saying is an opinion or keep your mouth shut and opinions to yourself
droln4maltesers 8
What a way to the kill the mood.. And this is coming from a woman YDI
EriK31 0
That sucks
boredfishing 0
Maybe you should of said.... you love him like a love song... Baby.... Baby... Oh baby...
Blasian13 0
I don't think you can call it "true love" until you've been with them for a while and can truly accept everything about them, no matter what the age. And people should cut margie2194 some slack, whether she believes in "true love" or not is her opinion. :P