KrissyBearr
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
MulticoloredSlug
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
robm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
awkwardbf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance ain't dead
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
princess
San Marcos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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herrobear 0
I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:
eyeIoveyou 4
the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']
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perdix 31
Poor etiquette on your part. The rules are clear -- the first "I love you" should be said while fully-clothed or after ejaculation. Look it up.
boredfishing 0
She could of tried to say it during a ********? I'm sure he wouldn't of minded.
perdix 31
Nope, talking with your mouth full is rude. Unless it's part of a hummer, but usually the chatter is light banter like, "I didn't know they made them this small."
Capt_Oblivious 10
Now everyone knows that sex and emotional attachment don't mix well.
JacobWithaY 5
Whatsamattawitchu?
coyfish 0
Apparently the feeling wasn't mutual... FYL
JacobWithaY 5
Meant to sound like an Italian... Guess you didn't get it?
death_dolphin24 0
30- don't worry, I brought recyclable Eco-bags
GoW_Chick 15
63- Hard to pick up accents through text ...
JacobWithaY 5
Hence no spaces
BarDownDaily 12
66- My thoughts exactly, but looking back at it he kinda made sense. 64- I don't like those, they don't give the same sexual thrill.
Kishawn2 2
someone is afraid of commitment ... all i gotta say is fail