By Why Dad? - 21/10/2017 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to be “different”. I have 3 older brothers and 5 older cousins. I finally get their helmet jokes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 501
You deserved it 393

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Ah yes, wants his son to be different and therefore slices a piece of his dick off. Seems perfectly sensible to me. I'm really not sure what the problem is.

"Oh look, here comes old knobless"

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Ah yes, wants his son to be different and therefore slices a piece of his dick off. Seems perfectly sensible to me. I'm really not sure what the problem is.

"Oh look, here comes old knobless"

I don't get what's there making fun of? There are pros and cons to both.

So which one is he. Pro or Con

Pro, in my personal opinion

She's Got Moxie 14

That's a good thing tho... lol

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Stoned? I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that we had returned to the 1800's.

I mean while we're talking about an outdated, barbaric practice...

OP didn't say how old he was, but he could very well be old enough that his parents were stoned.

Having smeg is worse

Gather round town hall y’all let’s Stone this here wooman cause she did a cardeenal sin.

Damn dude, that really sucks. I hope being different wasn’t the only reason that they did it.

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You say that, but there's a very good reason why uncircumcised men aren't getting their dick skin snipped just to impress the ladies.

when logic shows up and ruins a point.

But it would be outrageously fucked up if guys insisted women have surgery on their labia to please them.

It's not extra, it's meant to be there. You look like you've got a bit extra nose from your profile pic. Fix it, men don't like it. That's fair to say by your reasoning isn't it?

You'd be surprised how little most girls care. A dick is a dick. If it's what you're in the mood for, you don't tend to complain if it's very foreskin or not.

Suaria 37

Circumcised penises looked better than ones with the foreskin. However I don't see a point in circumcising a penis just because it looks better.

You're lucky being circumcised is better

What a dick move

Son of a bit!

I'm so sorry your parents did this to you. If you are really bothered, there are methods to try to regrow the foreskin you can look into.