KrissyBearr
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
MulticoloredSlug
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
robm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
awkwardbf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance ain't dead
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
princess
San Marcos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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herrobear 0
I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:
eyeIoveyou 4
the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']
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jhb33 4
If my girlfriend said that I'd get harder
rlconn 8
I'm so sorry for you... Do not take it as something you did wrong, he just isn't worth your love...
Lilacware 4
He probably wasn't expecting it.
Lilacware 4
That's very good advice.
CynthiaHarry1993 0
That's awful. Happened to me too =[
BaconBoy75 2
Ouch. Sorry honey. Some guys are just morons. Don't let this break your heart too much.
toryfee 0
Some things shouldn't even be alloud on fml.com.... This is one of those things.
evebright 5
That means he came. Good job. Next time say it with his johnson in your mouth. Guys love that. Why? No clue. Dumb if you ask me.
HunterDavis 0
That's the power of love!
g_sam99 2
A guy I was into did the same thing to me. It was phone sex, and we weren't even together but... It definitely killed the mood, only because it took me by surprise, though. I did feel the same way.