By ak_6694 - 02/04/2013 13:34 - Australia - Lane Cove
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Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP
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Well hey, thats the mystical land of the wild drunk.
Poker addiction is real!
Aside from a poker addiction, did anyone else consider the fact that this whole peeing on herself thing may be a fetish? I mean every time she's there, she pees on herself? That's really weird behavior, even for an addict, and it's disgusting.
Sadly, the behavior isn't that strange. My mum ended up quitting her job as a cleaner at a pokies place because it was faaaaar too common for customers to piss and shit themselves while on the pokies, and (sometimes deliberately) leave it to the cleaners to clean up. It didn't matter how many times they'd ban someone for doing it, the next day there would be another pisser or shitter there to ruin everyone's day.
I'd say urine trouble then!
I've had about enough of that piss poor pun...
Seriously, these puns are beginning to piss me off.
I tried to think of a pun, but my mind just pissed out on me.
HA! I like the punnery
How can she possibly be comfortable doing that? Surely sitting in one's own urine is uncomfortable and distracting. Playing on your favourite machine hardly seems worth that.
She could be mentally ill, which would make sense
I thought I had it bad, I feel so sorry for you.
A lot of people that go to casinos believe that all of the machines have a set amount of plays till the machine plays out. So whoever op is talking about probably believes that if they leave then someone will steal their win, a lot of people wear diapers too..... Ew
@GrammarNazis *Sense. Shame on you.
36, what were you even correcting?
I think #36 was referring to the fact that #9 forgot the full stop at the end of their sentence.
Trust me, some of these people reach a zombie-like state. Everyone else around her could be robbed at gunpoint and she, along with her zombie kin, wouldn't blink an eye. -OP
Is it at all possible to ban her? Or at least issue a warning to maybe encourage her to get it together? That's pretty unsanitary, and unsafe for the other patrons, no matter how much you clean it... On the other hand, you have to admire her dedication.
Yeah I'd definitely ban her. A bar is a public place, and public urination is illegal. Maybe the owners are overlooking it because of how much money she puts into the machine.
Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP
I'm sorry, OP. Maybe try filing a complaint of some sort? Or do as other commenters have suggested and offer to watch her seat?
Two words. Adult diapers. Free at the bar with the purchase of a drink!
It's her lucky (bi)det! She hit the jackpot.
Not today pleonasm, not today...
What do we say to the god of death?
Well I'd be pissed off.....
Well now you have plenty over here. Come on man, make up your mind! Lol
Lolz, 37, I'm sure they forgot the state of unconsciousness from which you can't wake. :P
If she has enough money to gamble, she has enough money to invest in diapers.
does she snarl when you get near her? she might be a real bitch
It's more of a dry wheeze. The machine is one of the few ones that are on an outside terrace, so she chain-smokes.
You should leave her nappies and see if she gets the hint
We actually aren't supposed to tell or hint to her what to do, otherwise we might lose her business and the managers get pissed off at us. Oh the tragedy that would be!
She's trying to draw an inside flush and you want to hear an inside flush.
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I'd say urine trouble then!
Well hey, thats the mystical land of the wild drunk.