KrissyBearr
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad timing
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
MulticoloredSlug
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
robm
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
awkwardbf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance ain't dead
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
princess
San Marcos, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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herrobear 0
I always say I love you when having sex with my girlfriend. Why would I be having sex if I didn't love her? Forever happy. (:
eyeIoveyou 4
the blood from his erection rushed up to his heart and made it pump faster because of the loving feeling he was getting :']
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hueybuntfosho 4
Who else but Quaggmire?
Ethandangerfield 6
FYL, I don't think you were out of line.
holly_dalby 0
Poor you! I would feel so horrible! I am so sorry! /:
sodapopper 6
Haha. You must be a throw-back... Aka.. Not a keeper
5t3ff1k4h 47
Or she caught him off guard, or she said it too soon... or a number of other things which don't imply she's not a keeper.
dangousity 21
Come to find out,.. Your only his play toy....aweee
ayeekayy 0
Ok all this bout 15 year olds not having or knowing what true love is NOT true. I think that any one can know and have true love and it don't matter how old you are! I'm about to turn 15 and I have been with my boyfriend for 9 months. I believe I know what true love is because I love him and never wanna leave him!!
justanotherbird 19
Lol. I thought the exact same thing when I was 15.
Nashiq 8
come back when you're 25 and say that.
5t3ff1k4h 47
336 - Sorry, darling... but you're more than likely not going to be with this guy in a few years. You're probably not going to marry him. You're probably going to look back years down the road and ask yourself how you possibly thought you were in love with this guy. You're going to realize that at your current age, there's no way in bloody hell you know what love is. All 15 year olds say they're "so in love". Hell, I did. And then we broke up and I looked back on it after a year or two and said, "what the **** was I thinking?"
failuristic 3
@336: Oh my god you're are such a naïve dumbass I am crying in laughter.
failuristic 3
**you are Dammit. :I
kslay318 0
Ouch! ... Either leave his ass or if you want to stay and make it work then maybe you should have a talk you seem to moving a bit faster then him.. Or you gotta practice and get better in bed ydi for ever letting your man go soft during sex!
ItsJustMe17 9
Is telling a guy you love him a turn off??
mikey76o 0
Bad move... Baaad move.
mcday 5
Mabe he just came when u said it, so it started to go soft..