anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
still poor
Carlisle, United States
BIG NEWS!
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
HoratioNo
Stockton, United States
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
What's your emergency?
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
anonymous
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
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marisamaroo93 0
well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk
flockz 20
ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.
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iAmScrubs 19
He's probably one of those guys who continuously bangs his head on the police car when he gets caught.
iAmScrubs 19
Shit. quadruple comment for only pressing "send" once.
iAmScrubs 19
shit triple comment. my bad.
meggieh815 0
Double comment! your bad. :) hahah
mozeltov 7
HEY 55- WHY IS MY PICTURE ON YOUR PROFILE
iAmScrubs 19
He's probably one of those guys who continuously bangs his head on the police car when he gets caught.
iAmScrubs 19
He's probably one of those guys who continuously bangs his head on the police car when he gets caught.
TaylorTheBoss 4
That's 2 more times than you've been on tv.
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
haha true that.
airborn54 0
consider yourself lucky to know such a famous man lol
cumverg 0
People are so desperate for fame, they'll get pregnant just to appear on 16 and Pregnant. The point: Society has been let down, just like your dad. FHL and FYL
je_tdwp 4
Dude society has been down the tubes since the Korean War, it was only a matter f time before this crap started happening.
XxHunterHavocxX 0
Look out OP, there's a likely chance he'll become a little more famous soon...
yuhizfancee 0
what does op mean?
OhLohd111 11
Ostrich Plucker
camilolemos 1
62- op means original poster
ipwnlosers 4
Orgasmic Pickles.
tpike1296 11
Offensive Penis
flockz 20
orangutan pussy.
packerjake 0
obese prick
Klums02 0
Orgasmic Panda
yelwarc 0
orphan puncher
AppleCurry 0
ostracized pelican
JiffyMix88 8
Lmao ^ Those were ******* hilarious
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
Your dad is amazing!! haha
toplinesportsny 0
tell him there is a BIG difference between famous and infamous!
ACM1991 9
do you live in Aurora, Ontario Canada? lol
TylerzMB 0
your just jealous!
Ghostkiller12345 9
Wow he appeared on a TV show!! Does he gets paid alot? I wonder how much money you get when you appear on Cops as the bad guy. I hope u guys get that im being sarcastic :P FYL Op
Ghostkiller12345 9
I think someone hates me cuz i keep getting thumbs down :D
Ghostkiller12345 9
gonna ragequit if i keep getting thumbs down O_O _|_ to those who thumbs me down
Ghostkiller12345 9
kk RAGEQUIT... done bitches :D im just messing around people nothing personal :D
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
stop commenting on ur own comments! holy ******* shit.
cumverg 0
Rule of sarcasm: never say it's sarcasm unless nobody gets it. You can find out more about sarcasm at thewillpower.org
Ghostkiller12345 9
86- I look like i care? my post my comments :D
XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
105 - you should start caring.