anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
still poor
Carlisle, United States
BIG NEWS!
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
HoratioNo
Stockton, United States
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
What's your emergency?
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
anonymous
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Top comments
marisamaroo93 0
well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk
flockz 20
ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.
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Comments (246)
JOURNEYTHEBEAST 0
favorite fml in a while!
suprmidgt 0
He's not even infamous. Does anyone know the names of people on Cops? I'm going to figure 99% don't and the 1% are a bunch of liars. Therefor he has no form of fame from the show Cops. Tell your dad to research words before he uses them and gets excited about them.
Ashtonvandy 0
You should be proud
mathewduncan91 3
hahahaha thats great
itsjustbanter 0
If he was the 'criminal', how many times has he broken the law? Cos the chances of appearing twice is tinnnyyy!
Taylorrr005 0
atleast he's not famous for being the best gay bar stripper
KiddNYC1O 22
Aren't the ratings through the roof?
ThEsAlAdMuNcHeR 0
haha u dont have to be skill. once but twice..... u have to have an issue or just u no badddd
mattyboonie 0
this isn't an FML you noob go die
The_Commentor_ 6
Im assuming that he is a cop.....