anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
still poor
Carlisle, United States
BIG NEWS!
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
HoratioNo
Stockton, United States
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
What's your emergency?
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
anonymous
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Top comments
marisamaroo93 0
well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk
flockz 20
ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.
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Comments (246)
johncrb 6
that doesn't suck, that's hilarious. you must be from the south
pinkspaceboundro 0
and your very arrogant- u must be from the north!
Unlucky4ever360 0
Hmmm kinda like my dad who has been hiding in a cave for a while but later just decided to go live with his friend in pakistan, now he is lost at sea with a bullet through his head
tina06 0
hahahah that's funny lol
angelboo 0
it could b worse
zzzjakezzz 0
not a fml being on cops is sick
RandOmPhyXiO 5
hahahahahah xD
cocalinaaa 0
honestly... I literally laughed out loud.
stallion2521 0
that's a celebrity if you ask me... I'm sure his cousin/wife is proud
Saniyah22 0
that's wrong
SneakherHead 5
Wow really I bet people in jail ask him for his autograph