By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
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swordidfate 13

At least it's slash fiction and not erotic

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MagicStallion 9

Maybe that's just the stuff YOU read, Alan. :P

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Ranimal 12

Well nothing wrong with that, eh? It could be a lot wose.

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swordidfate 13

At least it's slash fiction and not erotic

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MagicStallion 9

Maybe that's just the stuff YOU read, Alan. :P

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redwrath 16

I didn't wanna know that Alan, or anybody in particular >.>

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swordidfate 13

Then that name is a misnomer apparently, are you sure it doesn't involve slashing?

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NopeFuckThat 7

It actually isn't always sexual it's generally just romantically but yeah if you stumble upon the sexual ones you're in for a hell of a ride XD

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d4m4s74 12

The slash in slashfiction is the symbol / Like, in a star trek slashfiction it would be Kirk/Spock or in a my little pony slashfic (or clopfic, as they call it) it would be Rainbow Dash/Scootaloo. It's like a shipfic but less love and more sex.

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DaniPandi 22

Oh, slashfiction... Has anyone here read The Skin Fic?

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kasmol 16

I think we need clarification from the OP. I thought he was talking about the Horror sub-genre of Slasher fiction.

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JtPv 14

33- Danisnotonfire? *shivers remembering that*

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gun6slinger9 9

It could be worse... It could be based on op and op's extended family... Right now it's still "fiction"

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queerdragon 20

As someone who is an avid reader of fanfiction in general (not CSI) Op means he writes weird, sexual "slash" fan fiction about CSI.

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notjanedoe 27

@#24: I disagree, slash just means it's same sex (mostly male). It can be as romantic or erotic as the author choses. There are epics of slash fics with not a single sex scene.

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jondivey 9

Alan i believe she is saying ignorance is bliss.

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cxex 23

Slash doesn't mean SEX It just means two or more male characters in a romantic relationship

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Utterly_Confused 26

I have read non-erotic slash fanfictions

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FeatherTips 10

Everyone needs a hobby.

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Cocainee 6

Not sure about hobby as such. I'm more interested in HOW you found out OP?

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BVBarmy_girl 22

He could've been writing fan-fiction about Justin Bieber, see that would've been scary! O.O

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joawmeens 7

I know Bieber is a joke, but he can't be the punch line for EVERY joke, can he? No, really, I'm actually asking. My stand-up career depends on it...

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CobraLazerFace 21

"My moms dies, my house is sold off, but lolz, Justin Bieber xDDDDDED" Does that answer your question #15?

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OnlyAvailableID 28

In my eyes I think the Justin Bieber rigmarole is kinda dying down. The whole big thing to unanimously hate now is One Direction and Lil' Wayne. Shit still needs to stop though, I can only take so many youtube comments on music videos like "th1s is reel moosic unlyk thet lill wane shiet".

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joawmeens 7

Wait, when did we start having to hate Lil Wayne? I missed that memo.... I mean, I was indifferent before, but now I'm FURIOUS at his music!!!

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MagicStallion 9

I guess you needed to be a bit more specific here with the words "scary" and "weird". But if it's his hobby, hey, that's how it is. I'm sure we all have odd hobbys that we aren't proud of. However, encouraging him to get new character inspiration in my opinion wouldn't be a total bad idea.

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Amethyst888 14

It could be worse, he could be writing scary slash fiction about you and your family.

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CobraLazerFace 21

What exactly would be "scary" slash fiction? "No! The murderer who kills his victims with his huge **** is here to **** us over!"

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Ari1337 15

I find that terrifying, actually.

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RedPillSucks 31

And singing "Waiting on the Family, with a pocket full of shells" I always thought it was about collecting sea shells on the beach with your family.

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FMBandNerd 8

#49 Necrophilia, rape, torture ****... There's a lot of scary out there.

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joawmeens 7

"Yeah, but is he any good at..." (Puts on sunglasses) "...writing terrible and cheesy one-liners?" YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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PinkieKeen 20

I almost choked on my apple juice reading this comment

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joawmeens 7

If you had tragically passed away when that happened, the line would be: (Puts on sunglasses) Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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