ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Bad boys, bad boys

Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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You deserved it 4 108

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By still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 585

You deserved it 2 838

By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 139

You deserved it 3 936

By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 029

You deserved it 2 340

By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 189

You deserved it 3 326

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 705

You deserved it 18 349

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 158

You deserved it 4 041

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 788

What's your emergency?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 821

You deserved it 308

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 197

You deserved it 2 805

By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 179

You deserved it 324

marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

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isabel22 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

Just let him think he's famous

pieintheface 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

he probably is.

cheezter 15

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:58

well he's a..... bad boy, bad boy.... watcha gonna do

XxHunterHavocxX 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:02

watcha gonna do when they come for you haha

LairaIsKindaCool 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:38

thanks for ruining that clever comment. Appreciate it..

candideyes 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:38

whatchu gonna do when they come for you

OhCondor 0

Friday 24 June 2011 9:11

And one failed reply turns into two.

tap1995 6

Friday 24 June 2011 22:52

lolol win !

teentee401 36

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:06

Aaaaand 3.

NaoPudding 8

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:58

That's something to be proud of, huh?

InfernoVivo 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:59

Lol

FacePalm69 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:00

He probably means he's famous at his local police station.

angel55033 12

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:00

it takes talent, maybe one day you'll be just like him.. family moment! lol

Brandon_ryan 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:03

that is a sweet back mural you have their miss! thumbs up

bigguy5th 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:01

that is awesome

shutupK 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:01

mm.. I've been on that show.

jamboy51 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:04

nice

jamboy51 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:06

nice what did you do, prostitution?

MRukkus 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 22:18

Ohhhhh SNAP!

iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:02

He's probably one of those guys who continuously bangs his head on the police car when he gets caught.

jewfro311 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:21

"Dammit not again!"

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Today, I found out that I didn't get a job because I failed the psychological analysis. It told me to answer each question and tell the truth. So I did. I asked my friend, who got the job, if she told the truth. She said no. Apparently you have to lie in order to get a job. Sorry for being honest. FML

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You deserved it 7 861

Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML

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Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML

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You deserved it 7 067

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 925

You deserved it 562

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 856

You deserved it 593

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 177

You deserved it 6 453

Today, my doctor put me on a new medication that came with the warning to stay out of the sun. I live in the desert and my country is having the highest temperatures recorded ever in human history. Guess I should stock up on white, long sleeve shirts. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 704

You deserved it 114

Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML

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You deserved it 2 775

Bad boys, bad boys

Same thing different taste

BIG NEWS!

What's your emergency?

At last!

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