anonymous
United States
Bad boys, bad boys
Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
still poor
Carlisle, United States
BIG NEWS!
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
HoratioNo
Stockton, United States
Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML
nodad
United States
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
What's your emergency?
Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
thehumanshield
United States
At last!
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
anonymous
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Top comments
marisamaroo93 0
well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk
flockz 20
ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.
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Comments (246)
Ghostkiller12345 9
what do u want 78?!! lol nothing personal just messing around
Corry_fml 1
Bahhhhahahahahahahahahaha That is Awesome !!!! You Should be proud !!
kkins 0
there should be a celebrity cops
bh173 0
suck it up dumb bitch
Awsumuzzie 12
Was he the criminal or the cop? If he's the criminal, then heck yeah, he is famous! probably so famous he's wanted! If he's the cop, then that explains the douchery...
paradiseisland01 0
sorry to say that but your father as serious problems, I wonder what he would be calling him self if he ends up in jail ! see how famous will he be then .
StarReis 16
next time, it should be the whole family! :D
ThEsAlAdMuNcHeR 0
wow RUDENESS
noissues 2
im guessing your a ****** huh?
JokerJohn7 0
is he that guy who kept calling the cops Papi? I love that guy!
joshswensoon15 0
this isnt an fml.....