Medication, Cute and Health: Awww Sweaty, don't worry

Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:36

What idiot doesn't look at what he takes?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:50

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *runs away sobbing*

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:34

Your honour, I object to this entire line of questioning. I request that it be stricken from the record and that all the witnesses be flogged in the nude in public. I rest my case.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:38

I have a feeling that if you confront him about his idiocy, he'll claim he was "being sarcastic". Or he'll blame autocorrect. Or his dog ate his homework.