Medication, Cute and Health: Awww Sweaty, don't worry

Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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You deserved it 2 923

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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You deserved it 5 465

Dingdong

By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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All out in the open

By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 08:00

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML

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You deserved it 178

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

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Antidate

By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By nhyari - 25/08/2014 18:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

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DawnShadow_fml 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:36

What idiot doesn't look at what he takes?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:50

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *runs away sobbing*

Comments

wlddog 14

Tuesday 29 May 2012 20:58

#96 - your profile picture leans heavily against your comment. @Noor Once again you have reminded me why I am president of your fan club. @DocBastard I am sure your clone will be lovely and you two will get along splendidly. Perhaps you will get to skip mothers day,,,, or would it be fathers day??? Either way, you shouldn't be allowed both days. That would spoil you.

Silverangel007 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:04

Congratulations, you are dating an IDIOT

GhostDuck 30

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:23

No, it takes a week for them to grow in. Silly goose.

DaGrimRetard 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:27

Death at a funneral moment, they ain't valium =)

Il_Maestro 6

Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:28

The world cannot handle 2 DocBastards.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:48

Try telling that to my children. I'm grooming both of them to be just like me. Muhahah etc etc.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:07

And he's going to get pregnant.

Arrawyn 12

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:15

It's just like lesbian sex, but way better!

FarscapeSDC 9

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:18

Time for you to get a new boyfriend. Maybe you should start giving your boyfriends IQ tests before you start dating them, just to make sure that they are in fact smarter than a turnip.