Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
Today, I went to my grandmom's house for an hour or so. When I came home, my boyfriend was on the bed, covered in the sheets and about to cry. Turns out he taped his ballsack to his leg and couldn't get it off because it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and he's 26. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
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tounces7 28
There are any number of reasons he could have needed the painkillers, such as just having surgery, and many conditions that could require it. That being said, he's 18, an adult, so it's about time his parents got a damn wake-up call that their little boy isn't so little anymore.
Mathalamus 25
Why was he taking painkillers?
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Mathalamus 25
Why was he taking painkillers?
kfchicken 31
to kill some pain he was going through cause by non of your business
grunge 14
Which pain killers did you give ? Seems strong !
BigSissy 14
OP Never said they gave him the painkillers, only that he took them.
pbruins84 21
His parents didn't know what?
Ambrily 27
That she's seen him naked.
J15237 25
what did he need them for in the first place? seems a bit odd.
tounces7 28
There are any number of reasons he could have needed the painkillers, such as just having surgery, and many conditions that could require it. That being said, he's 18, an adult, so it's about time his parents got a damn wake-up call that their little boy isn't so little anymore.
loliloveoniichan 14
just because someone is 18 doesn't mean they are mature
tounces7 28
It doesn't matter, mature or not, he is legally recognized as an adult, and has the right to do what he wants in that regard.
BurnInDemonFire 39
At least he didn't try to have sex with you in front of them.
Cody White_1418460185 7
Prolly took a xan to lol