Awkward, Shoes and Work: Awkward silence

Awkward silence

By Boothater - 03/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to show us an example of the type of shoes we would be wearing in the show. She brings in a pair of hideous black combat boots, and I remark how ugly they are. They're her own favorite boots. I had to carpool with her after rehearsal. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 02/03/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

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By ko - 09/12/2012 00:25 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had a rehearsal for a musical I'm in. I've worked my arse off to get the songs I sing in place and sounding good. Unfortunately, my coworkers haven't. Now the director wants to cut the songs I'm in because, "the people you're working with make you look shit." FML

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By InsideActress - 05/04/2009 19:11 - Canada

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML

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By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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By UnicornPancake - 25/04/2018 15:00

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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Booted

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML

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By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML

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Acting 101

By jazzyfizzle - 31/05/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML

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Kiriel 2

Friday 3 April 2009 16:12

Dude, black boots in general = awesome. and I agree with #1, you don't insult what the director brings in, often enough they'll like it or it is theirs.

youreawhore 0

Friday 3 April 2009 16:14

Why would you remark negatively on something that could potentially become your costume?! If you have something negative to say about something you can't change, don't comment because it won't do you any good. Or you could have at least said it more subtly... And agree with #3, black boots are pretty awesome. Combats in particular.

Comments

Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 3 April 2009 16:57

I have never seen ugly combat boots and I don't believe any such exist... I mean combat boots are made for their comfort, endurance and protective qualities, therefore the design is very simple without any ridiculous ornaments. Now designer boots.... those usually look like someone puked them out.

Tehalon 0

Friday 3 April 2009 17:00

Combat boots rule! You suck! YDI!

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 3 April 2009 17:12

the director is always right. YDI

haro_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 17:44

Judgment is crucial here. As in, have the good judgment to not so openly judge others tastes. mouths are often best kept closed.

platypusrex256 2

Friday 3 April 2009 17:46

combat boots kind of suck... they're cool if you're non-military but they're really kind of ugly. more people should own up to their rude moments.

Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 3 April 2009 17:54

What do you mean "own up"? How would I "own up" to my comment about combat boots not being ugly in contrast to designer boots?

mf_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:13

when you're about to be given instructions, you wait 'til they say something first. then you comment.

Jackthestripper 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:24

Combat boots are the shit. That being said, it aint so bad, she'll get over it and you'll have a laugh about it!!

fmlbaby_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:06

Combat boots are completely stupid and so are non-military people who wear them. I don't blame you for saying they're ugly... They are!! bleh!

mobitsfa 1

Friday 3 April 2009 19:34

how is the an fml? I make comments like that all the time. it's my opinion who cares? Now if someone asked if they were pretty, or how their clothes look on them. I'm obviously not going to say something bad. But a situation like yours is NORMAL