FML : Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they...

Today, I had to dress like a diva for a drama performance and my friend said I looked like a hooker. Then someone said, “If hookers looked like that, they wouldn't get any money." FML

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By UnicornPancake - / Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:00 /

Money

School

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7627109 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:30

Aw, that’s too bad! Not to say that being a hooker would be a good job, but it’s good to have as a fall-back option.

By TempestXO | 14

#7627096 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:09

Maybe re-evaluate your wardrobe?

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By TempestXO | 14

#7627096 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:09

Maybe re-evaluate your wardrobe?

RichardPencil | 25

#7627110 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:31

I think it’s what’s inside the wardrobe that is objectionable.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7627109 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:30

Aw, that’s too bad! Not to say that being a hooker would be a good job, but it’s good to have as a fall-back option.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7627117 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 15:43

Most divas dress over the top--so I'm really not surprised that you looked like an out of work hooker.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7627125 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 16:13

Scroll down and you'll find a post showing how a man can turn into a women with makeup. If they can do that, they can fix your face.

By Davros | 12

#7627173 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 18:23

hey dont listen to them. I've seen 70 year old hookers making a living. if you believe in yourself you can be a hooker to.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7627201 - Wednesday 25 April 2018 19:30

Is your friend Ron Burgundy?

By AJ1981 | 10

#7628027 - Friday 27 April 2018 19:11

not true even ugly hookers get love... I know a pimp that would take you on... YOU INTERESTED

By Paul Rushing | 7

#7628257 - Saturday 28 April 2018 11:31

It's called stage make-up...

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