Almost there

By fucksake - 05/10/2014 15:55 - Malaysia - Seri Kembangan

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Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
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JMichael 25

You poor poor bastard...

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Stryker_13 19

Damn that sucks! Maybe it's a sign that the person you were with wasn't the right one. Hope you get better though!

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cocacola999 27

When I was getting ready to take my boyfriend's virginity, he almost dislocated his shoulder - we were also stopped by his horrible pain. However, the next time was amazing and we've been together for years now. If your partner is worth it, she/he won't let it be a problem either.

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inseenglish 9

Your life sucks, but you haven't been sucked. I'm so sorry for you.

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tournamentdecide 33

Maybe OP has had a ********. Receiving that would leave him a virgin.

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TXFernwoods 26

I NOMINATE MYSELF TO HELP YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY.

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LoverWordsFood 27

You do realize that op is a man? Good try. *slow clap*

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Blizzicus 20

don't you become a wizard if your 30 and still a virgin

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pawelthink 14

Don't focus on losing your virginity. Find a right person. That person will be cool about it. And this comes from pretty cool 22 year old, so I know what I'm talking 'bout.

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Ki11erC 18

Age doesn't cure stupidity or give wisdom. But 22 is not likely to have either particularly nailed down yet.

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shutupshane12 12

Lol, I'm younger so I know better pssshh

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TerraShadow 18

There's always next time. On the plus side they might make another 30-year old virgin movie with you

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JadeWinter 16

May you get laid soon, dear sir/madam!

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Ardeku 15

9 more years and you can be as awesome as steve carell :D also being a virgin is actually a good thing. purity & cleanliness. society puts too much importance on virgin non virgin crap

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williamcarter93 13

I find it funny you say 'society puts too much emphasis on virginity or non virginity' then turns around and says it makes you pure and clean as if people who have sex are nasty or foul. Sex or no sex, someone's sexual status is their own and affects nobody else

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