Smooth

Like his bowel movement?

Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

He's a true gentleman

This is what I call a bad case of the mudbutt.

I'm glad this didn't end in her running away, I think it could have been worse OP!

OP didn't say how it ended

Oh, I'm pretty sure she ran away... or at least BACKED away...

Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)

I don't think anyone expected that ending XD

Obviously, neither did he, #2

I'm going to be the adult here and say, "hehe, you said #2."

Taco Bell strikes again!

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This got old the first time it was used. Just stop.

did she say yes?

Hopefully in 20 years you can laugh about it together!

If she really loves him she can probably get over it haha

That story will take more than a lifetime to live down. Their grandchildren would still be going, "You will never believe what my grandfather did in the middle of his proposal..."

#5, i'm not sure "hey! Remember when you shit yourself!?" Is a great conversation topic.

What an elegant proposal

Really shitty!
But did she say yes?

Stop.

"yes my dear, I will most certainly shit with you"

I laughed so hard at your comment.

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What you said only BARELY qualifies as a "joke," and it is in no way a good one.

Dude...Wtf?!? She ain't saying I do now.. What the hell happened? You have the runs before you asked her?? Get nervous BMs? God damn son..

It was probably a case of, "where will you be when diarrhea strikes..."