By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 15:47 - United States - Arlington

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 222
You deserved it 6 315

Same thing different taste


Like his bowel movement? Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

JMichael 25

This is what I call a bad case of the mudbutt.

I'm glad this didn't end in her running away, I think it could have been worse OP!

kristabelli 19

Oh, I'm pretty sure she ran away... or at least BACKED away...

Holy crap! Didn't see that coming op ;)

I don't think anyone expected that ending XD

I'm going to be the adult here and say, "hehe, you said #2."

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Hopefully in 20 years you can laugh about it together!

If she really loves him she can probably get over it haha

That story will take more than a lifetime to live down. Their grandchildren would still be going, "You will never believe what my grandfather did in the middle of his proposal..."

shanebob 15

#5, i'm not sure "hey! Remember when you shit yourself!?" Is a great conversation topic.

"yes my dear, I will most certainly shit with you"

VanessaNal 13

I laughed so hard at your comment.

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What you said only BARELY qualifies as a "joke," and it is in no way a good one.

Dude...Wtf?!? She ain't saying I do now.. What the hell happened? You have the runs before you asked her?? Get nervous BMs? God damn son..

cadillacgal79 32

It was probably a case of, "where will you be when diarrhea strikes..."

atak12 8