Love: Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled...

That story will take more than a lifetime to live down. Their grandchildren would still be going, "You will never believe what my grandfather did in the middle of his proposal..."

shanebob 15

Thursday 9 October 2014 5:53

#5, i'm not sure "hey! Remember when you shit yourself!?" Is a great conversation topic.

rainbowdog 17

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Sunday 5 October 2014 20:21

What an elegant proposal

ToxicTyrael 26

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Sunday 5 October 2014 20:21

Really shitty! But did she say yes?

brivielle 15

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Monday 6 October 2014 1:02

Stop.

russiancat464 12

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Sunday 5 October 2014 20:22

"yes my dear, I will most certainly shit with you"

VanessaNal 13

Saturday 29 November 2014 21:53

I laughed so hard at your comment.

how_about_no_ 19

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Sunday 5 October 2014 20:22

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WoldowJR 25

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Sunday 5 October 2014 23:22

What you said only BARELY qualifies as a "joke," and it is in no way a good one.

DippinGrizzly907 27

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Sunday 5 October 2014 20:23

Dude...Wtf?!? She ain't saying I do now.. What the hell happened? You have the runs before you asked her?? Get nervous BMs? God damn son..

cadillacgal79 32

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:39

It was probably a case of, "where will you be when diarrhea strikes..."

atak12 8

Sunday 5 October 2014 20:23

I hate when that happens

Nearly

Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

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Spicy

Today, after trying for five years to get pregnant, I just found out that my husband had a vasectomy and he didn't tell me. FML

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Today, I'm in love with a beautiful Russian woman. We are so compatible. However, I'm in a relationship though, in which my partner won't touch me or tell me she loves me. I'm in trouble every day for anything and everything. I'm faithful even though I've only had sex maybe 5 times in the last 4 years. FML

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