A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
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_Noon_ 0

That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?

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blastvortex 3

Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8. On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.

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SMBroskie 0

Probably for the better. Evidently she can't handle your love.

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blairvic 23

Poor you. Stupid b**ch didn't deserve you anyways! But I gotta say this- "LESBIAN FMLS FTW!!!"

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DameGreyWulf 0

That had to hurt, in more ways than one. What a bitch.... Singing in the Rain ftw

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allmidnighteyes 10

So is Pornject Mayhem some kind of Fight Sex Orgy Club?

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allmidnighteyes 10

:] I feel like destroying something beautiful. I only have one question though -- a question of etiquette. As I pass, do I give you the ass, or the crotch?

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Taija 0

Honestly, if something as small as that made her break up with you, the relationship couldn't have been too serious to begin with.

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