A step too far

By Charlie - 08/09/2009 10:46 - Australia

Today, it was raining. I was out walking with my girlfriend, and decided it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in the rain. As I was swinging her around, I swung her head against a lamp post. She broke up with me. FML
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_Noon_ 0

That can't be the only reason why she broke up with you, right?

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blastvortex 3

Oops. *bonk* You should've just had a V8. On the plus side, if she can't forgive you for just an accident (if that's all it was), you're probably better off without her.

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69_jackson_69 0

So fellas, is this some kind of drug deal going on here? Piracy, hmm? What if I said these were both crimes that us cops frown upon?

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aliengirl2 1

Wat a bitch. It was an acciedent so wat right does she have to break up with u

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3peeps 5

aww thats really sad...i would know because i hit my head on everything i see. i don't know how or why...it just happens...im the clumsiest person in the world

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InsanityC 1

That sucks. That can't be the only reason that she broke up with you though. I could have been the straw that broke the camel's back... Because accidentally slamming her head into something is possibly one of the lamest reasons for her to break up with you. My boyfriend has cracked one of my ribs on accident, as well as accidentally slashing open my wrist, and we're still together and happy. I highly doubt that you spinning her into a pole was the complete reason for her breaking up with you.

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