FML : Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After...

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Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By qwerty - / Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:39 / United States

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By pinkygirl_fml | 0

#172866 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 02:13

this sounds exactly like an old fox trot cartoon... exactly like it.

By waywardson | 0

#173116 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 03:25

There is no way that would be the headline on the front page of a newspaper. That's for news, not newsflashes for morons. Plus, yeah, I've read this foxtrot strip. What's the point of posting FMLs if they're not true?

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By charlottex33 | 0

#172791 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 01:58

haha this has happened to me before

By Meowff | 0

#172794 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 01:58

Gosh. that sucks.

By qwertyuiop8989 | 0

#172800 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 01:59

HAHHAHAHAHAHA!! that sucks......funny as hell but that sucks......didn't you freeze your nuts off tho?? lol

By emmersx | 0

#172817 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 02:02

the irony....oh jesus. hahaha

ryguy997 | 0

#992757 - Friday 14 May 2010 04:49

Irony man strikes again! na nana

By NoBounceNoPlay | 0

#172818 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 02:02

A little late there, haha.

By Crash92 | 0

#172820 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 02:02

Shoulda watched some TV first

By goldfalsebond | 0

#172828 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 02:04

FINALLY! a good FML. Dude, that just sucks. Irony is annoying isnt it?

By ximian | 0

#172832 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 02:05

Ummmmmm foxtrot anyone? Clearly fake.

By 24788 | 5

#172843 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 02:06

Lol, I hear stories like this all the time during the winter.

By condescending | 0

#172849 - Wednesday 6 May 2009 02:08

IIIIIRRRROONNNNYYYY!!!!!!!!!1

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