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Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML


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On 03/08/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by Anon - United States

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Unless she needed the dog for service (those dogs are extremely well-trained), I fail to see why she would need her dog at the grocery store.

#3 - On 03/08/2012 at 9:58am by mk58

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Isn't she not allowed to bring her dog in anyways?

#2 - On 03/08/2012 at 9:58am by kiran

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