by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 8:37am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Teyros's comment : Is Ching Chong English for Mandarin?
Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really interested in having kids. Guess I'll cross that relationship off as a "hell no". FML
by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 6:00am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
meatloaf11's comment : Time to pull the e-break on your relationship.
by stuck / 06/12/2016 at 1:59am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
Welshite's comment : Oh look. Stockholm syndrome in Stockholm.
by r1has / 06/11/2016 at 10:58pm / Pakistan (Islamabad) / Health
by confused_cashier / 06/11/2016 at 9:34pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by BloodyElegant / 06/11/2016 at 11:22am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, a few weeks after moving in with my boyfriend, I borrowed his phone to Google something because mine was dead. His most recent searches? "How kill cat", "Kill cat laws", "Cat + poison". I thought he was ok with my cat when I moved in. FML
by Kitty Lover / 06/11/2016 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by ForSeriousReally / 06/11/2016 at 1:48pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I was helping some teachers with an exhibition for my final project. I brought an old USB stick with my final piece on it to display on a TV, but what I didn't know was that the TV didn't organize files by folders. Three teachers got a glimpse of my friend's infected nipple piercing. FML
by murtato / 06/11/2016 at 12:16pm / Cyprus / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 10:27am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my dad about my new diet. He somehow figured I was only doing it to look more attractive to guys, because he told me my weight is fine and that it's just my personality that needs work. Thanks a lot, Dad. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 8:39am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by gross / 06/11/2016 at 3:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife said she was going to her friend's place to help her with couponing. She started getting ready at 5pm; shaved her legs, did her hair, put on skin-tight leggings and a low-cut top. Left at 6pm, snuck back in at 2:50am. Shit, couponing must be really exciting. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 1:15am / United States (New York) / Love