Today, a street "musician" drummed on buckets directly outside my work for two hours. Right as I was about to lose it, he stopped playing. Within 5 minutes, someone else started playing the saxophone. FML
by bambisapphic / 10/02/2016 at 7:33pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, as I'm a blonde expat in China, I'm used to people taking pictures of me in the street. Nevertheless, I was surprised when someone climbed over the toilets in a mall to take a picture of me as I was changing my tampon. FML
Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML
by bobafett892 / 10/02/2016 at 1:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by anonymous / 10/02/2016 at 2:38am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML
by poor_college_kid / 09/15/2016 at 8:39am / United States (Arizona) / Money
candleandflame's comment : Was that your mistake or the Colleges? Because if it was theirs they certainly shouldn't penalise you for it!
by Anonymous / 09/14/2016 at 8:35pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Loose Ends / 09/14/2016 at 7:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Mangascribbler's comment : How did you not notice... for four... fucking... years...?
Today, at work, a man wanted to buy a garden hose which came up on the till as £1.99. He said that it was wrong and that it should be £1.89, so he then demanded that I called someone down to set it right. He held 20 customers up for 15 minutes to get 10p off a garden hose. FML
by ishouldhavebeenbornrich / 09/14/2016 at 12:28pm / Work
False_Stupidity's comment : Is it just me or does £1.89 seem incredibly cheap for a garden hose?
by Drom / 09/14/2016 at 8:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML
by anonymous / 10/01/2016 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
by Torbey / 09/13/2016 at 11:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
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