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Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

#21426929
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26431) - you deserved it (4439)

On 06/16/2015 at 8:05am - intimacy - by poorlyparented - United States (Texas)

tj4234's comment : I'm interested to know, what was new to you?

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Today, my father finally achieved his long-held goal. He has legally disowned me. FML

UmmOkThen's comment : Ouch, you are probably better of without him.

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Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for 4 or more hours. Not even 2 hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML

#21426852
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26820) - you deserved it (2011)

On 06/16/2015 at 1:47am - misc - by use your brain mother - United States (Utah)

guii's comment : She isnt overprotective she just didnt listen resulting in her stupidity

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Today, my boyfriend told his friends he was dating me. We've been together for a year and a half. His friends didn't even know I existed before. FML

Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML

#21426656
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26697) - you deserved it (2413)

On 06/15/2015 at 7:07pm - misc - by PatientlyDying (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

#21426566
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24843) - you deserved it (8537)

On 06/15/2015 at 4:02pm - kids - by HttpsHaileyy - United States

 Today, I had to explain to my little brother yet again that no, socks don't count as toilet paper. FML

#21426539
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (1909)

On 06/15/2015 at 3:11pm - kids - by maggieyokoi -

Today, I was on a boat and I thought I saw a towel fly off, but it was actually my fricken dog. FML

#21426414
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31131) - you deserved it (4737)

On 06/15/2015 at 10:49am - animals - by justin Bieber - United States (Michigan)

Today, after 5 years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to 6 angry texts about how I'm 'selfish' for not staying at home with my family. FML

#21426395
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32132) - you deserved it (2025)

On 06/15/2015 at 9:39am - misc - by happy21sttome (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

#21426359
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (2333)

On 06/15/2015 at 7:57am - misc - by Gagging (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

#21426197
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27399) - you deserved it (2010)

On 06/14/2015 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

#21426185
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25779) - you deserved it (6033)

On 06/14/2015 at 10:40pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out why my mother-in-law kept asking for one particular photo of our baby. She just wanted to show off the blanket that she had made to her friends on Facebook. Her first grandchild was almost completely cropped out of the picture. FML



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