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Today, it was so windy that when a man walking in front of me sneezed, all of his saliva blew onto me. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 5 June 2017 21:00 / Argentina
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By RandomCoder1710 - / Sunday 4 June 2017 17:30 / India - Bangalore
World

Today, after 4 years of trying to convince my husband, a landscaper, of the risks of skin cancer, he finally decided to put on sunscreen. Why? His horoscope told him to take care of his skin. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 June 2017 21:00 / France

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By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - / Thursday 1 June 2017 15:00 / United States - Houston
World

Today, my four-year-old son received a 20 Euro bill from his grandmother. Since he couldn't fit the bill into his piggy bank, he tore it up into a bunch of tiny pieces to make it fit. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 1 June 2017 21:00 / Italy
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  Today, I was on my period and I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend. I told him upfront and he responded simply, “I work in a butcher shop, I’m used to having blood everywhere.” FML

By Volcan - / Thursday 1 June 2017 17:42 / France - Paris
FML - The follow-up

Today, I have a crush on my 22-year-old coworker. A really bad one. I'm 59. How did this happen? FML

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How great it was to read ( most ) of the responses. Because of the situation I can't tell anyone but really needed some feedback. Glad I remembered this site, I was going nuts.
By Moosie - / Thursday 1 June 2017 13:53 /
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