Today, I arrived for the holiday across the world that I spent my entire savings from working during college on. I had a slight sore throat, and couldn't manage to equalise my right ear, aborting all my scuba dives. There goes $500 and my dream of being a scuba instructor. FML
by Theregomylifesavings / 08/07/2016 at 4:52am / Vanuatu (Shefa) / Holidays
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
_EnderDoge's comment : I mean, technically you're not wrong..
Today, I went for a job interview. The woman interviewing me had such a thick accent that I had to keep asking her to repeat herself. She got so frustrated that she ended the interview super early. I don't think I got the job. FML
by what did you say? / 06/15/2016 at 9:25am / Work
Tripartita's comment : I've been there, OP. The trick is to affect an accent of your own until you're able to get her to ask you to repeat yourself as often as you ask her.
Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
by WheatiesMan / 06/15/2016 at 6:52am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 2:11am / Miscellaneous
zipJohn's comment : This doesn't seem like a huge issue, unless the breakup was awful and/or very recent. I don't see why your friend isn't allowed to be friends with an ex of yours... Of course if those were her intentions.
by Adopted / 06/14/2016 at 5:22pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML
by Watsausrname / 06/13/2016 at 10:31pm / Miscellaneous
by staciefacecat / 06/13/2016 at 9:03pm / Love
by whygod / 06/12/2016 at 9:45am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML
by Welpthatwasfast / 06/10/2016 at 3:57am / Intimacy