FML - The follow-up
Eashy Say more :
Haha this actually got posted! Hey guys I'm the OP and just want to fill in some extra information. So I woke up 20 minutes later then I wanted to, so I just rushed to get ready and get my carry-on items together, as my luggage was packed. I had no idea my roommate used or had drugs in our shared apartment, so I graciacly accepted the pillow for my flight. After going through Security, I was stopped...
By "Eashy" - / Wednesday 24 May 2017 14:15 /
FML - The follow-up
PhoenixChick Say more :
OP here- the hilarious thing about them changing the job is that the new "Graphic Sales" job involved being the customer service desk for any customer having problems with their graphics files. There are two full time graphic designers, but they decided the gal who was hired to "make sure production is kept on track" is the one who should answer every single question regarding graphics and deisgn for...
By PhoenixChick - / Wednesday 24 May 2017 10:33 /
FML - The follow-up
ErinShannon Say more :
OP here, I freaked out the first few minutes and was like " DAD THERE IS A FUCKING BUG IN MY EAR WHAT DO I DO?!?! " and kept trying to dig it out. So I googled " what to do when a bug falls into you ear. " top suggestion was to not stick anything ( like fingers ) in there to get it out because you could push it further in and to get some grass so the bug can climb onto something it knows to escape....
By ErinShannon - / Wednesday 24 May 2017 10:19 /
By Anonymous - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 15:00 / United States - Dallas
By EmbarrassedMess - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - Leeds
By Deaf and Dumb - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 18:00 /
FML - The follow-up
jmk10 Say more :
Op here, wow I didn't know this would actually get published. Yeah I know I shouldn't have lied but I should probably mention that I do know some Japanese (more conversational than fluent, probably enough to be able to assist a customer). I figured it would be okay. Lesson learned. As you can probably figure out, I didn't get the job though.
By unemployedliar - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 02:09 / United States - Aurora

Today, I had my first encounter with a guy I met online. When we parted, I was hoping for a kiss but instead he says to me, "I've met stupid in my life, but never like you." FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 22 May 2017 21:00 / Italy
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By RoastedbyNature - / Sunday 21 May 2017 22:00 /

Today, we were doing a group project in class. The girl I have a crush on came to ask me if I was alone and I said yes. She took the chair next to me and walked away. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 May 2017 21:00 / Germany
By Still No Phone - / Sunday 21 May 2017 12:00 / United States - Philadelphia
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