FML - The follow-up
By AkaiKitsune - / Monday 27 March 2017 15:24 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, some kids playing around stepped in front of the bus I was on. The driver slammed the brakes, and I hit my knee so hard my kneecap dislodged. The kids were all fine, though. FML

Hgbest11 Say more :
nah dude. the kids were playing that dumb game where you pretendingly dart in front of a car and then dart back, it's a really idiotic game. but they were never really in danger of getting hit.
By limping - / Tuesday 28 March 2017 17:50 / United Kingdom - London
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By Pennysaver - / Monday 27 March 2017 19:22 / United States - Metairie

Today, after moving to the big city, and missing the natural world from my tiny, 10th floor apartment, I bought a window bird feeder. Within half an hour, it had fallen off, landed on, and killed a pigeon. FML

By BirdWatching - / Monday 27 March 2017 23:24 / United Kingdom - London
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By trashed - / Monday 27 March 2017 08:13 / United States - North Las Vegas
FML - The follow-up

Today, after keeping myself awake coughing for 2 hours, I finally drifted off. My cat apparently thought I'd died, and gave me CPR. Now I have claw marks on my chest, and I'm still awake. FML

racello13 Say more :
Hey, this is mine! The whole time I've been sick, said cat has been sleeping on my chest/face. Can't cough if you can't breathe, right?
By racello13 - / Sunday 26 March 2017 16:24 /
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