By LivingBroke - / Monday 21 August 2017 20:01 /
By Anonymous - / Monday 21 August 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Cardiff
World

Today, my mates and I decided to get inked. I chose a chest tattoo of my last name, Coch. I'll let you guess what it looked like when I was finally able to inspect the damage. FML

By James - / Sunday 20 August 2017 16:00 / Czech Republic - Prague
By 3somer - / Sunday 20 August 2017 04:29 /
World

Today, while waiting in line at the supermarket, a mother told me to be considerate and not buy the candy I was paying for, because it made her screaming toddler jealous. FML

By Candy girl - / Sunday 20 August 2017 01:30 / Denmark
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By sonofawackjob - / Friday 18 August 2017 17:15 / United States - Syracuse
By "ztodaro" - / Friday 18 August 2017 20:00 /
By Justwantedathankyou - / Friday 18 August 2017 06:00 / United States - Loudon
alana554 Say more :
turns out he was pranking me. he did /me.
By alana554 - / Friday 18 August 2017 05:52 / United States - Cumberland
supertacowaffle Say more :
Hi, this is my FML. Basically after a 32 hour trip back from Australia (layovers, waiting round etc) the second I got home I put my jacket in the wash and it had the passport in the pocket. Complete my fault, just thought it would make a funny FML.
By supertacowaffle - / Friday 18 August 2017 10:21 / United Kingdom
By nightfall8705 - / Thursday 17 August 2017 19:30 / United States - Walhalla
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