By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - / Sunday 2 April 2017 05:32 /
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By Earlybird76 - / Friday 31 March 2017 17:35 / Canada - Richmond
By A good brother - / Friday 31 March 2017 16:18 / United States - University
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By CassyM - / Friday 31 March 2017 09:31 / Canada - Red Deer
FML - The follow-up
Kingperson24 Say more :
OP here. To be fair, it sat on my sink where we usually keep our medicine, and it never mentioned it being a bathroom cleaner, only instructions on 'applying internally'. Basically, it's description and instructions were worded in a way that made it sound like a deodorant, or at least something to be applied on yourself. Can I say for the record that it worked perfectly...?
By oops... - / Friday 31 March 2017 10:29 /

Today, I came home to find that one of my roommates had taken the curtain, along with its railing, off the window in our living room because we kept forgetting to open the curtain for her plants in the morning. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 30 March 2017 21:48 / United States - Syracuse
FML - The follow-up
AkaiKitsune Say more :
Now for the full story, since FML has such limited space. Me and my friends went way the fuck up to the middle of nowhere with the horses and trailer. The truck only seats four people but there was five of us. Since buddy 1 was contributing the truck and #2 the trailer. #3 brought food/gas and #4 brought supplies a spare horse for transportation of all our shit. Then there was me. Too broke to contribute...
By AkaiKitsune - / Monday 27 March 2017 15:24 /