Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
by Torbey / 09/13/2016 at 11:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
Dilexar's comment : hes just been, uhm, lifting weights. yeah, thats it. especially on his right side.
by dukemisery / 10/01/2016 at 1:34am / Hong Kong / Animals
by DezyCoCo / 10/01/2016 at 1:14am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Sadmom / 09/13/2016 at 10:15pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
by please knock / 09/13/2016 at 7:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
momogal's comment : Happened to me once. They knocked a bunch even after I said that the bathroom was occupied. The next thing I knew, a woman and her kid had forced the lock and walked in on me. Luckily, I had just pulled up my pants.
by eggman 583 / 09/13/2016 at 5:12pm / United States (New York) / Love
StormfrontX33's comment : You want someone that respects you and that is loyal anyway. Think of it as evolution weeding her out of your life. You can do better.
by Nic / 09/13/2016 at 4:16pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
by hahatofunny / 09/13/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, following a 6-hour roundtrip after having lost both games from a baseball doubleheader, I was pleasantly surprised to see that my 4-year-old son was still up. After updating him on the day's results, he went off to bed with the words, "Good night, loser." FML
by Loser / 09/13/2016 at 8:10am / Germany (Bayern) / Kids
by JPlays / 09/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/12/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my extremely racist coworker was doing his usual thing. Since it was 9/11 he went absolutely hardcore on his "jokes" so I reported it to my supervisor. She asked what did he say specifically and I recited it to her. She decided to write me up for "making inappropriate comments at work". FML
by epicgamer / 09/12/2016 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…