Today, I found out how acidic some of the chemicals I work with are. After a chemical shower, minor burns, and having to throw away my clothes due to a biohazard, I had the pleasure of running across the parking lot to my car, wearing only a lab coat around my waist. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 4:18pm / United States / Work
cheyennefresh's comment : Why didn't you just wear the lab coat normally?
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
ragnarok1540's comment : That is a bit over the top. They are your boyfriend's parents and can punish HIM however they please for breaking the rules. However, it is neither their right nor their responsibility to discipline you. Calling your parents is to be expected, but what they did was out of line.
by never dip the wick in crazy / 04/15/2016 at 3:00pm / Romania / Love
bheaze's comment : To be honest, sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one.
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by pissedandpoor / 04/15/2016 at 1:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, I tried to power through work on a construction site after a couple of sick days. I can't do anything without constantly sucking on cough drops. And it turns out that excessive consumption of cough drops can have a laxative effect. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 1:06pm / United States / Work
by numb fingers / 04/15/2016 at 1:54am / United States (California) / Love
by Hairy Cheek / 04/15/2016 at 12:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I came to class, prepared with my notes for the debate we were having today. My teacher then told me that I would be representing the opposite side I chose, despite her saying we could choose our own sides. This happened minutes before the debate started, and my notes were useless. FML
by popularonion / 04/15/2016 at 12:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML
by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 8:12pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML
by farmingman / 04/14/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anthony / 04/14/2016 at 7:15pm / France / Intimacy
Today, I shattered my iPhone screen. Pieces of glass are chipping out and can easily slice up any idiot who slides their finger across the screen. Unfortunately, I was that idiot. There's blood in the cracks of my screen. FML
by Anon / 04/14/2016 at 6:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous