FML - The follow-up
ErinShannon Say more :
OP here, I'm not exactly sure why the hell they keep mooing. There is also a Rooster that likes to go off. I techinally don't live there ( visiting and staying with my Mum ) so I went back home to the country and it was magical, silence. No random cows.
By Anonymous - / Monday 10 April 2017 15:17 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was looking through my university email searching for a specific message. That's when I found an email from back in January saying I won the giveaway the school's gym held for a GoPro. It's now May. FML

KillerChipmunk Say more :
This is OP. Most of what goes to my university email is actually junk. Anything important goes to Blackboard or my student center, both of which I check daily.
By KillerChipmunk - / Wednesday 3 May 2017 19:06 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I was told that I wasn't "long-term material" by a guy who has the words "white trash" tattooed across his knuckles. FML

missnettymarie Say more :
Hey OP here. Thanks for all the comments. They seriously made me laugh my ass off haha. The guy was/is actually a really great person and is very kindhearted. They tattoos are in no way an accurate representation of his character. When I made this post I was admitedly feeling all butt hurt and rejected so I guess I decided to be a dirt bag and post about it on social media. In all reality it wasn't...
By "missnettymarie" - / Saturday 18 February 2017 17:03 / Canada - Westerose
FML - The follow-up

Today, my daughter told me I should have had an abortion or given her up for adoption because I wouldn't buy her a pair of $300 shoes to impress her friends. She's only 13. FML

hi, OP here! wow, I can't believe I finally got posted! Okay, so here's what happened. My daughter got upset because her 2 year old brother was wearing Birkenstocks and she claimed he would grow up to be bullied like she is by her "friends" because those sandals are "lame" & "cheap". I'm not wealthy but i do strive to give them what I consider nice things, or so I thought. For Christmas she got 225...
By "INDYSTRUCTABLE" - / Sunday 30 April 2017 04:07 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, it was the first time I met my girlfriend's parents. It was also the day that I accidentally ripped their shed's door off its hinges. FML

kujiens101 Say more :
To give a back story, her parents were renting a house for over a year and there was this super sketch shed was in their backyard. They had all been too scared to mess with it because they didn't want to get hurt. My girlfriend always wanted to go inside but didn't have the strength to open the door. So, after I pulled a bit too hard, I ripped the door off. I told her to go tell her parents, so we...
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 April 2017 21:45 / United States - Roseville
By youcould'vejusttoldme - / Sunday 30 April 2017 12:57 / United States - College Station
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By whoneedsmoney - / Tuesday 2 May 2017 15:14 / Germany - Freiburg
By AVeryConfusedGuy - / Friday 28 April 2017 04:10 /

Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:25 / France - Paris
FML - The follow-up

Today, my sister admitted to having sex with her current boyfriend. On my bed. Again. I even have a spare bed in my room and yet they still go for mine. FML

zemmiphopia Say more :
Woah okay was not expecting this to get published. I'm OP. Okay so first off my sister and I are really close and always have been so she's been forgiven and we can joke about it now. And secondly, we were both pretty amused by the suggestions of ways to get her back, I think my favorite is "punch her in the head". And I would totally buy a lock if I could, by the way.
By zemmiphobia - / Thursday 27 April 2017 19:19 / United States - Mountain View
By StinkyFrogHunter - / Sunday 7 May 2017 00:26 / Canada - Toronto
By Pame - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 14:20 / Argentina
By Kelly - / Friday 5 May 2017 22:17 / United States - Federal Way
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