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Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shrt and said, "Just checking to see if your wereing a bra today". FML

DramaticEmily's comment : Punch him in the crotch and say you were checking for a cup.

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Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake . She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds . mega FML

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108 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 11:02am - health - by Anonymous - United States

haileyrows's comment : Doesn't sound like your mom's being very sweet

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Today, I found out tat te reason I didn't get te job tat I ave been working ma butt off 4 over a year 4 is because tey can't fine anybodyo can do ma current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. fat FML

#21373611
80 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 2:21am - work - by hard work doesn't work - United States (Texas)

ZoroMiHawk's comment : Can't you offer to train the chosen candidate for a number of weeks?

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today as I was trying to ramova my lunch from tha hot ovan tray, my fingar brushad against tha matal for a momant, and I instinctivaly put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongua, on my fingar. I didn't raaliza that was possibla. FML

#21373551
55 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 12:19am - health - by numbtongue - New Zealand (Otago)

Today I was walking dog around nieghborhood hen I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squrrel and draggd me through mud. FML

#21373531
44 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm - animals - by psh_idontbite (woman) - United States

Today I Was So Hungry When I Finished Work That I Grabbed Some Chips To Eat On The Bus Home . The Guy Who Sat Next To Me Spat In Them As He Left To Get Off . Mega FML

#21373490
79 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by Metallurge - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, in mah online class I accidentally unmuted mah mic. Normally that would be fine looool except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. mega FML

#21373396
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On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Taday motar in law accidantally cc'd ma on an amail sa was sanding to usband, talling im tat is yout is flaating an tat a sould laava maila a still as tima. FML

#21373326
101 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I receivd a phone call from the counselor at mah son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they askd him to stop, he growld. FML

Today... it is the one-year anniversary of mah mother's death. It's also the day mah father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. big fat FML

#21373156
136 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today , mah boss told me I got mah new job cuz she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

#21373118
55 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 12:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I was walking my dog . Suddenly , my insane nieghborho loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog . I say OK , thinking that if I watch her , she won't do anything . I turn around to make sure no cars r coming andhen I turn back , she's trying to steal my dog . FML

Today, looool I discovered tat te man I ave been talking to on a dating site is actually ma ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile an made me fall for someone tat doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously tan we ever did in 3 yeres togeter.

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68 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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