Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
by GoFigure / 06/15/2016 at 9:33am / Germany (Berlin) / Love
berniro's comment : I'm so sorry that this happened. It's your day and you should try to enjoy it with or without them. If they can find it in themselves to handle the situation like mature adults, hopefully they'll both still come to support you.
by stupidassgeek / 06/15/2016 at 9:22am / Australia (Victoria) / Geek
Welshite's comment : Your brain seems to be malfunctioning. Try turning it off and on again.
Today, five minutes into a first date with a woman I really wanted to impress, we got on to a very busy train. I was so concerned with making sure that my backpack didn't get caught in the closing doors that I forgot to worry about my head. FML
by dannidoll93 / 06/15/2016 at 7:56am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Transportation
by jack / 06/15/2016 at 5:56am / France (Corse) / Love
kbecks87's comment : I mean, she's not obligated to tell you her plans. She tried to let you down easy and you got nosey.
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 2:18am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, I found out that ever since I went from working full-time to part-time, my boss frequently blames me for different things behind my back. Currently, she's telling people I clogged the toilet and lost her keys - on what was actually my day off. FML
by cocacola999 / 06/14/2016 at 10:38pm / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Work
by Trooper / 06/14/2016 at 8:19pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
by Ugh / 06/14/2016 at 4:41pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I are going on vacation to Panama. When we landed, our suitcases were missing and the airline has no clue where they are. It’s 32 degrees Celsius outside, and all we have is our winter jackets and a pair of jeans. FML
by Bleiz / 06/14/2016 at 3:41pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, as I was building furniture at work, I managed to get my fingernails ripped off and the tips mauled while cutting the wood for a nightstand. As my I was getting bandaged, one of my bosses looked at me and simply asked, "Why'd you stop working?" FML
by acf1233 / 06/14/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Texas) / Work
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