by wowbuddy / 07/05/2016 at 1:51am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
flyingflies's comment : So, how fast did you get your clothes off?
by Bacon0426 / 07/04/2016 at 5:03pm / United States (New York) / Holidays
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
by Mr_Jah / 07/04/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
CharlieKearney's comment : If you've liked her for a while, wouldn't you know she already had a boyfriend?
by swervelol / 07/04/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
zedjaleaf1's comment : You're either 13 or 48 Either way I have so many questions. Although if you're 48 and living with your parents I doubt you would be going out, just fapping and playing online games.... Like me.
by GatorBoi / 07/04/2016 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by ugh / 07/04/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Butch / 07/04/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, like every year, my next-door neighbors started setting off their fireworks at exactly midnight. Also, like every year, the sensitive car alarm belonging to another neighbor has gone off with every firework. It's been almost six hours of nonstop alarms and explosions. FML
by TooNoisy4Me / 07/04/2016 at 5:46am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Mnm54312 / 07/04/2016 at 3:19am / United States (Michigan) / Work
Today, I went to my friend's little brother's birthday party. A few of the younger kids were hitting me with a pool noodle, and I didn't really care until a 9-year-old loudly exclaimed, "Hit her in the pussy!" FML
by punmessiah / 07/04/2016 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by albinoalligator / 07/03/2016 at 8:48pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by naive_girl / 07/03/2016 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…