by Anonymous / 06/15/2016 at 2:11am / Miscellaneous
zipJohn's comment : This doesn't seem like a huge issue, unless the breakup was awful and/or very recent. I don't see why your friend isn't allowed to be friends with an ex of yours... Of course if those were her intentions.
by Adopted / 06/14/2016 at 5:22pm / Miscellaneous
Tripartita's comment : That's when you say, "In my defense, I was spawned by somebody who can't quite grasp the subtle complexities of a screen door" before shutting the actual door.
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
TheHeirofTime's comment : Sounds like you dodged a bullet there. Anyone who expects their date to pay and is offended when they don't are usually cheap themselves.
Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML
by Watsausrname / 06/13/2016 at 10:31pm / Miscellaneous
by staciefacecat / 06/13/2016 at 9:03pm / Love
by whygod / 06/12/2016 at 9:45am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML
by Welpthatwasfast / 06/10/2016 at 3:57am / Intimacy
by . / 08/05/2016 at 12:57pm / Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz) / Intimacy
by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love