Today, marks three days since I was supposed to follow the moving truck to my new home. Instead, I got super sick and my dad drove away without me. I've been laying on a dog cushion the entire weekend because my bed is 500 miles away. FML

by PlzSendBlankets / 06/26/2016 at 10:00pm / United States (Missouri) / Health

aGMAELSTR0M's comment : Dad: C'mon kid, it's time to make our way towards a new beginning! OP: *puking* Dad: *puts on shades* This truck stops for no man.

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Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML

by girlsgottagotoo / 06/26/2016 at 4:52pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was at a wedding reception. I had to repeatedly shout and wave like an idiot to the waiter for my order because he ignored me several times and kept forgetting about me. I was the bride. FML

Today, due to a spate of burglaries, I updated the security on my house. Latches, locks, gates, I was very proud of my work, because it’s impossible to get in! Then, the front door slammed in my face. FML

by soso96 / 08/09/2013 at 4:09am / Algeria (Ouargla)

Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML

by anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 4:18pm / United States (California) / Work

Felling's comment : No offense, but if your boss/employer sees you come into the store to report you are too sick to come in and work, you are fucked.

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Today, I overheard my friends laughing about how my anxiety means I'll be single forever. I was too anxious to confront them. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 1:45pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous

ourtneyc's comment : friends who don't even try to understand mental health issues aren't friends at all OP

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Today, I had to politely nod and say "Ah okay..." as my grandpa told me that he's not racist; he just doesn't think it's right for black men to associate with white women. He's well aware that my boyfriend is black. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 9:12am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

by Sfg_926 / 06/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I was babysitting my young cousins who are obsessed with Narnia. So to appease them, we checked every closet in the house. We never did find Narnia, but we did find sex toys. Lots of them. FML

by awkward explanation / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy