Today, I was told that I need to learn to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a ham sandwich. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, I found out that if I say "make a sandwich", it doesn't matter what context it's in, or whether it's a command or just me describing my day; I'll be yelled at anyway by my hipster roommate for being a "sexist cunt", then end up apologizing just to get her to shut up. FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
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Top comments
Vintage_Cola 29
There has to be a story behind this XD
niiiiick3 15
That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a hypocrite.
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Comments (47)
Vintage_Cola 29
There has to be a story behind this XD
mellajella 14
My guess is someone stole the ham sandwich from the fridge at work from her. If it's true, that's the epitome of douchebag.
Wutdafuqq 24
Just imagine. The perfect sandwich. The ultimate lunch. Crusts cut and everything. I'd be pissed too.
Steffi 26
That woman is secretly Ross Geller.
knightofdarkness 21
#36 there is no reason to hold a fricken 4 month grudge over a sandwich.
mellajella 14
Yes there is 36. Ham deprivation is a serious issue.
paravoz 30
it was the moist maker
Acerhawk 24
Sorry to hear that OP, but to be honest I would hold a grudge over a Sandwhich too.
SPFINATOR1993 10
How does this have negative votes???? Sandwiches are seriously important, people.
niiiiick3 15
That, ladies and gentlemen, is called a hypocrite.
dubleduke 11
Samwitchal hypocritr
MehNameIsJuan 15
21, What?
Jinxsie 27
You tried I guess.
JazzHandsFML 28
21 I imagine you going "sandwich" and then "Hisppcrtr" whilst drooling and having a stroke
khorstmye 15
I mean, a ham sandwich does sound really good right about now..
cp399 14
I'd love to hear the story behind this
betweenwinds 18
As long as she didn't sing it, I think things will be okay.
AlittleSanity 11
Sounds like she learned her lesson
MehNameIsJuan 15
Not really
StickyPickles 33
You are a man so you are wrong. . Such is life
Epickitty58 29
I think this is the first FML I've ever seen where nobody said ydi
feven 32
Give it time
Jinxsie 27
That didn't take long.
FutureUSM 16
Spoke too soon
bearstyle22 11
Depends where the sammich was from. we need details on the back story haha
Jinxsie 27
How good was the ham sandwich?