Jailbird

Great parenting skills

Today, I borrowed my adopted mom's laptop and found out that either her, my dad, or both of them, have been trying to research legal ways of un-adopting me and giving me back to the foster care system. FML

Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML

What did you do?

Today, I found out that my (amazing) adoptive parents are going to be investigated by CPS and no one's telling me why. I'm terrified I'm going to be taken away and end up back in foster care again. FML

Fury

Today, my parents are furious and are refusing to let me see my kids. Why? They're raising my kids after I lost them to foster care and I stopped fighting for custody, and just announced my pregnancy with my new boyfriend. FML

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

How does that work?

Today, after I spent years, and thousands of dollars, searching for my birth father, he changed his mind about adopting me. FML

It's not a phase, mom!

Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML

Great role model

Today, my possibly soon-to-be ex-husband assaulted his sister because she said that our adoptive kids weren't really ours. Because of the pending criminal charges, we may have the adoption revoked. FML

Nope, no thanks

Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML

Burden

Today, after a fight with my parents, I told them I was running away. They said, "Good. Now we have less to pay in child support." FML