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Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML


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On 07/08/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by Garchomp (man) - United States (Kansas)

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This would have been de perfect opportunity for the HiV gag. After kicking the kid off, when the mother starts screaming say "your son just bit me, and I'm HiV positive, and walk away bleeding all over the floor

#3 - On 07/09/2013 at 5:21am by d4m4s74

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kids these days... you would think they knew this information

#1 - On 07/09/2013 at 5:20am by The_Water_Ninja

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