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Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML


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On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Next week finish your work twice as fast and start singing rebecca black songs, throwing scissors at him and wrapping him in cling film.

#4 - On 09/08/2011 at 1:01pm by ollie179

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Cheesy tv sitcom... COMMENCE!!

#3 - On 09/08/2011 at 1:00pm by HentaiBunny

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