FML : Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a...

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shonfyr - / Tuesday 11 March 2014 21:35 / Spain

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By Meraki | 19

#5882437 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:33

"One thing lead to another," ... I was expecting something sexual after that and facepalmed.

By iLike2Teabag | 27

#5882444 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:36

I was expecting an FML about hooking up with coworkers when I first read this...

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By Meraki | 19

#5882437 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:33

"One thing lead to another," ... I was expecting something sexual after that and facepalmed.

mwhpug | 4

#5882447 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:37

Well it is a good start for a porno...

JMichael | 25

#5882482 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 2:13

I think anyone who reads that line automatically thinks it's something sexual. Anyway sorry you got the warning OP.

MrsPlague | 11

#5882483 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 2:13

Same here. I thought there was going to be some office orgy or something, lol.

wGx14 | 12

#5882546 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 3:24

Am I the only one who doesn't have enough experience with kinky sexual activity to think this when I read the FML..?

ChevyRedneck85 | 13

#5882561 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 3:40

^ Go away

KSer4lifeee | 8

#5882687 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 6:30

30 apparently yes

SmokinGuns | 13

#5883587 - Thursday 13 March 2014 6:21

No, you're not. I simply read it all before I jumped to conclusions.

By Welshite | 39

#5882440 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:34

He should have dressed in skimpy clothes and thrown a handkerchief for chair racing.

hugozac88 | 22

#5882600 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:28

Ha my boss gets my bike and starts to ride around the office

By iLike2Teabag | 27

#5882444 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:36

I was expecting an FML about hooking up with coworkers when I first read this...

zandalee | 19

#5882795 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 9:58

Me too. How disapointing... ;)

By musicforhearts | 15

#5882446 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:36

It sucks that you got singled out but you really shouldn't have been doing that at work, even if it was a slow day.

By XxXBadAshXxX | 27

#5882448 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:37

Facepalm for my dirty mind when the phrase "one thing led to another" arose.

ajh1551 | 14

#5882765 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 8:21

We know you have a dirty mind, because 1/2 your username is X's...

Coeliacchic93 | 21

#5883309 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 22:51

and you have the word 'bad' in your username

By nix1993 | 37

#5882449 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:37

I see, because you obviously shoved yourself across the room. I do so love it when you hear these stories about nice bosses who treat everyone fairly. Really makes you look forward to going to work everyday.

By Steve95401 | 48

#5882450 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:37

You're lucky that you got off with just a warning and still have a job.

By miller92308 | 7

#5882451 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:37

did you offer him a turn?

By ced443_fml | 9

#5882452 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:37

The upside is that your job seams to be fun to some extent. The downside is that your just like me, the person unlucky enough to always get caught despite everyone else'a participation.

RenoTheRhino | 30

#5882481 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 2:09

*seems *you're *else's

Sorry, I had to.

TheAbstract | 14

#5882615 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 4:50

No, you didn't.

buttcramp | 21

#5882641 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:25

36, educating someone shouldn't be frowned upon. We should all strive to better ourselves no matter what.

ced443_fml | 9

#5882645 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:33

Sorry I hate my phone. I've had it for so long but I honestly can't type on it. Autocorrect is both a lifesaver and a killer for me.

By owencgray | 10

#5882453 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 1:38

WHAT WERE YOU IDIOTS THINKING!?!
you should have strapped a fire extinuisher to your back and used it to move around and have a demoloition derby with all your coworkers.
duh.