By shonfyr - 11/03/2014 21:35 - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
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Meraki 19
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"One thing lead to another," ... I was expecting something sexual after that and facepalmed.

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iLike2Teabag 27

I was expecting an FML about hooking up with coworkers when I first read this...

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Meraki 19
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"One thing lead to another," ... I was expecting something sexual after that and facepalmed.

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mwhpug 4
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Well it is a good start for a porno...

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JMichael 25

I think anyone who reads that line automatically thinks it's something sexual. Anyway sorry you got the warning OP.

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MrsPlague 11

Same here. I thought there was going to be some office orgy or something, lol.

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wGx14 12
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Am I the only one who doesn't have enough experience with kinky sexual activity to think this when I read the FML..?

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KSer4lifeee 8
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30 apparently yes

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SmokinGuns 13
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No, you're not. I simply read it all before I jumped to conclusions.

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Welshite 39
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He should have dressed in skimpy clothes and thrown a handkerchief for chair racing.

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hugozac88 22

Ha my boss gets my bike and starts to ride around the office

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iLike2Teabag 27

I was expecting an FML about hooking up with coworkers when I first read this...

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zandalee 19
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Me too. How disapointing... ;)

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musicforhearts 15
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It sucks that you got singled out but you really shouldn't have been doing that at work, even if it was a slow day.

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

Facepalm for my dirty mind when the phrase "one thing led to another" arose.

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arandomusernameaa 20

We know you have a dirty mind, because 1/2 your username is X's...

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Coeliacchic93 21

and you have the word 'bad' in your username

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nix1993 41
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I see, because you obviously shoved yourself across the room. I do so love it when you hear these stories about nice bosses who treat everyone fairly. Really makes you look forward to going to work everyday.

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Steve95401 49

You're lucky that you got off with just a warning and still have a job.

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miller92308 7
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did you offer him a turn?

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ced443_fml 9
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The upside is that your job seams to be fun to some extent. The downside is that your just like me, the person unlucky enough to always get caught despite everyone else'a participation.

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RenoTheRhino 30

*seems *you're *else's Sorry, I had to.

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TheAbstract 15
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No, you didn't.

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buttcramp 21

36, educating someone shouldn't be frowned upon. We should all strive to better ourselves no matter what.

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ced443_fml 9
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Sorry I hate my phone. I've had it for so long but I honestly can't type on it. Autocorrect is both a lifesaver and a killer for me.

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owencgray 10
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WHAT WERE YOU IDIOTS THINKING!?! you should have strapped a fire extinuisher to your back and used it to move around and have a demoloition derby with all your coworkers. duh.

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fsomelife 26
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I never do this, but can I be your friend? I can even provide the fire extinguisher.

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owencgray 10
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I'll bring the desk chairs.

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buttcramp 21

I love this thread. I like you two. Whatever you're doing, I want in.

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fsomelife 26
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Dude you already have a buttcramp, clearly your last attempt didn't end well.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I would love to do this

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owencgray 10
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Well he forgot to stretch before hand so a butt cramp is not unexpected.

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