Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
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Meraki
| 19
"One thing lead to another," ... I was expecting something sexual after that and facepalmed.
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
I was expecting an FML about hooking up with coworkers when I first read this...
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Meraki
| 19
"One thing lead to another," ... I was expecting something sexual after that and facepalmed.
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mwhpug
| 4
Well it is a good start for a porno...
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JMichael
| 25
I think anyone who reads that line automatically thinks it's something sexual. Anyway sorry you got the warning OP.
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MrsPlague
| 11
Same here. I thought there was going to be some office orgy or something, lol.
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wGx14
| 12
Am I the only one who doesn't have enough experience with kinky sexual activity to think this when I read the FML..?
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ChevyRedneck85
| 13
^ Go away
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KSer4lifeee
| 8
30 apparently yes
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SmokinGuns
| 13
No, you're not. I simply read it all before I jumped to conclusions.
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Welshite
| 39
He should have dressed in skimpy clothes and thrown a handkerchief for chair racing.
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hugozac88
| 22
Ha my boss gets my bike and starts to ride around the office
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
I was expecting an FML about hooking up with coworkers when I first read this...
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zandalee
| 19
Me too. How disapointing... ;)
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musicforhearts
| 15
It sucks that you got singled out but you really shouldn't have been doing that at work, even if it was a slow day.
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XxXBadAshXxX
| 27
Facepalm for my dirty mind when the phrase "one thing led to another" arose.
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arandomusernameaa
| 20
We know you have a dirty mind, because 1/2 your username is X's...
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Coeliacchic93
| 21
and you have the word 'bad' in your username
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nix1993
| 41
I see, because you obviously shoved yourself across the room. I do so love it when you hear these stories about nice bosses who treat everyone fairly. Really makes you look forward to going to work everyday.
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Steve95401
| 49
You're lucky that you got off with just a warning and still have a job.
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miller92308
| 7
did you offer him a turn?
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ced443_fml
| 9
The upside is that your job seams to be fun to some extent. The downside is that your just like me, the person unlucky enough to always get caught despite everyone else'a participation.
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RenoTheRhino
| 30
*seems *you're *else's
Sorry, I had to.
Sorry, I had to.
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TheAbstract
| 14
No, you didn't.
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buttcramp
| 21
36, educating someone shouldn't be frowned upon. We should all strive to better ourselves no matter what.
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ced443_fml
| 9
Sorry I hate my phone. I've had it for so long but I honestly can't type on it. Autocorrect is both a lifesaver and a killer for me.
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owencgray
| 10
WHAT WERE YOU IDIOTS THINKING!?!
you should have strapped a fire extinuisher to your back and used it to move around and have a demoloition derby with all your coworkers.
duh.
you should have strapped a fire extinuisher to your back and used it to move around and have a demoloition derby with all your coworkers.
duh.
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fsomelife
| 26
I never do this, but can I be your friend? I can even provide the fire extinguisher.
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owencgray
| 10
I'll bring the desk chairs.
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buttcramp
| 21
I love this thread. I like you two. Whatever you're doing, I want in.
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fsomelife
| 26
Dude you already have a buttcramp, clearly your last attempt didn't end well.
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ArielTheMermaid
| 17
I would love to do this
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owencgray
| 10
Well he forgot to stretch before hand so a butt cramp is not unexpected.