FML : Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed...

119

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ihateseagulls - / Thursday 7 April 2011 23:28 / United States

Animals

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By Natasha14641 | 7

#2313519 - Friday 8 April 2011 8:48

Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

By docscientist | 9

#2313868 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:19

It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.

Comments

By Natasha14641 | 7

#2313519 - Friday 8 April 2011 8:48

Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

Frelling | 0

#2313560 - Friday 8 April 2011 9:05

Did OP get their autographs?

broccoli2 | 0

#2313615 - Friday 8 April 2011 9:12

"mine."

trick619 | 0

#2313659 - Friday 8 April 2011 9:24

who cares? it happens to almost everyone who goes to the beach.

Ray_of_midnight | 22

#2313666 - Friday 8 April 2011 9:26

I thought OP was going to conclude the the story with, "I ran." But then again, I was just Wishing.

Natasha14641 | 7

#2313681 - Friday 8 April 2011 9:31

Hahaha, you guys.

Leebra | 6

#2313738 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:00

36 - That made me giggle.

Randuhh_17 | 4

#2313891 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:30

lol...that reminds me of that old movie..."the birds"..when birds attack!

mazzera_fml | 7

#2314098 - Friday 8 April 2011 12:36

i ran, i ran all night and day. i couldn't get away.

insanesna1l | 0

#2314241 - Friday 8 April 2011 13:18

be afraid of the hair!!

smileeee_fml | 0

#2314362 - Friday 8 April 2011 13:58

LOL haard it happens to everyone who goes beach ...

TheScreamoGirl | 0

#2315341 - Friday 8 April 2011 18:30

hahaha my thoughts exactly

iSwizzle | 4

#2315478 - Friday 8 April 2011 19:43

67 that movie rocks!

vanilla2u | 5

#2315989 - Friday 8 April 2011 22:04

aww poor sandwhich

OMG_N3RD | 0

#2316744 - Saturday 9 April 2011 1:11

KatieRawrr | 0

#2316959 - Saturday 9 April 2011 2:12

this happened to me once :( I was so hungry too sigh... bird bullies

RoxxyHustle | 7

#2317051 - Saturday 9 April 2011 2:46

damn you beat me to it!

qwaszxwesdxc | 0

#4327563 - Thursday 19 April 2012 20:20

You ranso far away (I ran)

By asselhoff | 5

#2313532 - Friday 8 April 2011 8:52

haha that's funny even though it sucks

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2314478 - Friday 8 April 2011 14:42

mine....mine....mine....mine....

By Elphieba | 4

#2313537 - Friday 8 April 2011 8:54

What of they attacked your sister?
Good thing attacked you, less damage because your bigger.

ydi_4_suking | 20

#2313718 - Friday 8 April 2011 9:51

what if the little sister is bigger than the big sister?

gutzz | 0

#2313825 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:55

Great Scott!!!! I think you just made a conundrum.

Grimmerie | 31

#2314030 - Friday 8 April 2011 12:21

Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky!
-silence-

HouseHunter | 2

#2314331 - Friday 8 April 2011 13:45

no conundrum there. I'm taller than my big brother

By clojo1112 | 0

#2313539 - Friday 8 April 2011 8:54

was it a tuna sandwich?

Miss_Michaela | 10

#2313799 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:42

2 slices of bread containing Tuna between the 2.

SuckerPunchurMom | 0

#2313821 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:50

Thank you captain obvious.
I thought it was tuna bread tuna
-.-

docscientist | 9

#2313861 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:14

You sure it isn't tuna around the edges of the bread?

Miss_Michaela | 10

#2313922 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:45

Oh. I read 'Wat is.' not was it. Sorry!!

NineFishMffns_fml | 0

#2313964 - Friday 8 April 2011 12:05

lol!! all the comments above made me laugh!! :D! hate birds :p

By HeavyMetalViking | 0

#2313542 - Friday 8 April 2011 8:57

Well, get back into the kitchen and make another sandwich woman.

HeavyMetalViking | 0

#2313629 - Friday 8 April 2011 9:15

Awww, I got moderated. D: guess sexist jokes are out just like Chuck Norris jokes.

unidentified_sta | 5

#2313663 - Friday 8 April 2011 9:25

I didn't get to read it but it was probably extremely terrible. Moderated for the sake of avoiding damage to our Humerus(es?).

HeavyMetalViking | 0

#2313812 - Friday 8 April 2011 10:47

well it contained words like "kitchen, woman and sandwich lol"

docscientist | 9

#2313868 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:19

HeavyMetalViking | 0

#2313884 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:24

Now I can't use those jokes as well as the 'yo mama' and 'chuck norris' ones.

allmidnighteyes | 10

#2313896 - Friday 8 April 2011 11:34

That's probably for the better.

Those jokes aren't funny to anyone but the mentally inept... which is probably why a high amount of FML commenters think they are...