By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
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Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.

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Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

Did OP get their autographs?

who cares? it happens to almost everyone who goes to the beach.

I thought OP was going to conclude the the story with, "I ran." But then again, I was just Wishing.

36 - That made me giggle.

lol...that reminds me of that old movie..."the birds"..when birds attack!

i ran, i ran all night and day. i couldn't get away.

be afraid of the hair!!

LOL haard it happens to everyone who goes beach ...

hahaha my thoughts exactly

67 that movie rocks!

aww poor sandwhich

this happened to me once :( I was so hungry too sigh... bird bullies

damn you beat me to it!

You ranso far away (I ran)

haha that's funny even though it sucks

mine....mine....mine....mine....

What of they attacked your sister? Good thing attacked you, less damage because your bigger.

what if the little sister is bigger than the big sister?

Great Scott!!!! I think you just made a conundrum.

Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! -silence-

no conundrum there. I'm taller than my big brother

was it a tuna sandwich?

2 slices of bread containing Tuna between the 2.

Thank you captain obvious. I thought it was tuna bread tuna -.-

You sure it isn't tuna around the edges of the bread?

Oh. I read 'Wat is.' not was it. Sorry!!

lol!! all the comments above made me laugh!! :D! hate birds :p

Well, get back into the kitchen and make another sandwich woman.

Awww, I got moderated. D: guess sexist jokes are out just like Chuck Norris jokes.

I didn't get to read it but it was probably extremely terrible. Moderated for the sake of avoiding damage to our Humerus(es?).

well it contained words like "kitchen, woman and sandwich lol"

It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.

Now I can't use those jokes as well as the 'yo mama' and 'chuck norris' ones.

That's probably for the better. Those jokes aren't funny to anyone but the mentally inept... which is probably why a high amount of FML commenters think they are...

and no fair #12 didn't get moderated lol.

Well done #72. You want a fortune cookie for that?

It depends, there are sone funny ones...

well some OC jokes can be quite good but most of the time it's just the same 3 jokes being copypasted or with < 4 letter changes...

Oh hell nah! Not the sandwich. Damn seagulls.

You can just imagine her screaming "Not the face, not the face!".

Um no... I imagine her screaming "Not the sandwich, not the sandwich!"

Damn those seagulls. Lol, they have no mercy.

Not the sammy!!!

tell your little sister to get back in the kitchen and make you another one!

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