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Haha, a "flock of seagulls".
"mine."
who cares? it happens to almost everyone who goes to the beach.
I thought OP was going to conclude the the story with, "I ran." But then again, I was just Wishing.
Hahaha, you guys.
36 - That made me giggle.
i ran, i ran all night and day. i couldn't get away.
be afraid of the hair!!
hahaha my thoughts exactly
You ranso far away (I ran)
haha that's funny even though it sucks
What of they attacked your sister? Good thing attacked you, less damage because your bigger.
what if the little sister is bigger than the big sister?
Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! -silence-
no conundrum there. I'm taller than my big brother
was it a tuna sandwich?
2 slices of bread containing Tuna between the 2.
You sure it isn't tuna around the edges of the bread?
Oh. I read 'Wat is.' not was it. Sorry!!
Well, get back into the kitchen and make another sandwich woman.
Awww, I got moderated. D: guess sexist jokes are out just like Chuck Norris jokes.
I didn't get to read it but it was probably extremely terrible. Moderated for the sake of avoiding damage to our Humerus(es?).
well it contained words like "kitchen, woman and sandwich lol"
It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.
Now I can't use those jokes as well as the 'yo mama' and 'chuck norris' ones.
That's probably for the better. Those jokes aren't funny to anyone but the mentally inept... which is probably why a high amount of FML commenters think they are...
and no fair #12 didn't get moderated lol.
Well done #72. You want a fortune cookie for that?
well some OC jokes can be quite good but most of the time it's just the same 3 jokes being copypasted or with < 4 letter changes...
Oh hell nah! Not the sandwich. Damn seagulls.
You can just imagine her screaming "Not the face, not the face!".
Um no... I imagine her screaming "Not the sandwich, not the sandwich!"
Damn those seagulls. Lol, they have no mercy.
Birds are EVIL.
tell your little sister to get back in the kitchen and make you another one!
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Haha, a "flock of seagulls".
It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.