Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
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Natasha14641
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Haha, a "flock of seagulls".
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docscientist
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It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.
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Natasha14641
| 7
Haha, a "flock of seagulls".
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Frelling
| 0
Did OP get their autographs?
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broccoli2
| 0
"mine."
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trick619
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who cares? it happens to almost everyone who goes to the beach.
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Ray_of_midnight
| 22
I thought OP was going to conclude the the story with, "I ran." But then again, I was just Wishing.
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Natasha14641
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Hahaha, you guys.
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Leebra
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36 - That made me giggle.
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Randuhh_17
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lol...that reminds me of that old movie..."the birds"..when birds attack!
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mazzera_fml
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i ran, i ran all night and day. i couldn't get away.
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insanesna1l
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be afraid of the hair!!
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smileeee_fml
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LOL haard it happens to everyone who goes beach ...
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TheScreamoGirl
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hahaha my thoughts exactly
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iSwizzle
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67 that movie rocks!
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vanilla2u
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aww poor sandwhich
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OMG_N3RD
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Ok
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KatieRawrr
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this happened to me once :( I was so hungry too sigh... bird bullies
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RoxxyHustle
| 7
damn you beat me to it!
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qwaszxwesdxc
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You ranso far away (I ran)
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asselhoff
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haha that's funny even though it sucks
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ImaWiseGuy
| 5
mine....mine....mine....mine....
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Elphieba
| 4
What of they attacked your sister?
Good thing attacked you, less damage because your bigger.
Good thing attacked you, less damage because your bigger.
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ydi_4_suking
| 20
what if the little sister is bigger than the big sister?
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gutzz
| 0
Great Scott!!!! I think you just made a conundrum.
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Grimmerie
| 31
Janet!
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky!
-silence-
Dr. Scott!
Janet!
Brad!
Rocky!
-silence-
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HouseHunter
| 2
no conundrum there. I'm taller than my big brother
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clojo1112
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was it a tuna sandwich?
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
2 slices of bread containing Tuna between the 2.
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SuckerPunchurMom
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Thank you captain obvious.
I thought it was tuna bread tuna
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I thought it was tuna bread tuna
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docscientist
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You sure it isn't tuna around the edges of the bread?
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Miss_Michaela
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Oh. I read 'Wat is.' not was it. Sorry!!
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lol!! all the comments above made me laugh!! :D! hate birds :p
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HeavyMetalViking
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Well, get back into the kitchen and make another sandwich woman.
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HeavyMetalViking
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Awww, I got moderated. D: guess sexist jokes are out just like Chuck Norris jokes.
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unidentified_sta
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I didn't get to read it but it was probably extremely terrible. Moderated for the sake of avoiding damage to our Humerus(es?).
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HeavyMetalViking
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well it contained words like "kitchen, woman and sandwich lol"
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docscientist
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It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.
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HeavyMetalViking
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Now I can't use those jokes as well as the 'yo mama' and 'chuck norris' ones.
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
That's probably for the better.
Those jokes aren't funny to anyone but the mentally inept... which is probably why a high amount of FML commenters think they are...
Those jokes aren't funny to anyone but the mentally inept... which is probably why a high amount of FML commenters think they are...
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HeavyMetalViking
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and no fair #12 didn't get moderated lol.
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HeavyMetalViking
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Well done #72. You want a fortune cookie for that?
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MyNameIsBruce
| 0
It depends, there are sone funny ones...
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T3P33_fml
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well some OC jokes can be quite good but most of the time it's just the same 3 jokes being copypasted or with < 4 letter changes...
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jess6blondie9
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Oh hell nah! Not the sandwich. Damn seagulls.
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Miss_Michaela
| 10
You can just imagine her screaming "Not the face, not the face!".
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jess6blondie9
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Um no... I imagine her screaming "Not the sandwich, not the sandwich!"
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SandraGee
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Damn those seagulls. Lol, they have no mercy.
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thaney18
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Not the sammy!!!
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Penn2894
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Birds are EVIL.
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nswan
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tell your little sister to get back in the kitchen and make you another one!
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docscientist
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Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.