By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
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Natasha14641 7
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Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

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docscientist 9
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It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.

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Natasha14641 7
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Haha, a "flock of seagulls".

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Frelling 0
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Did OP get their autographs?

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trick619 0
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who cares? it happens to almost everyone who goes to the beach.

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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I thought OP was going to conclude the the story with, "I ran." But then again, I was just Wishing.

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Leebra 6
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36 - That made me giggle.

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Randuhh_17 4
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lol...that reminds me of that old movie..."the birds"..when birds attack!

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mazzera_fml 7
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i ran, i ran all night and day. i couldn't get away.

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insanesna1l 0
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be afraid of the hair!!

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smileeee_fml 0
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LOL haard it happens to everyone who goes beach ...

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TheScreamoGirl 0
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hahaha my thoughts exactly

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iSwizzle 4
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67 that movie rocks!

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vanilla2u 5
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aww poor sandwhich

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KatieRawrr 0
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this happened to me once :( I was so hungry too sigh... bird bullies

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RoxxyHustle 7
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damn you beat me to it!

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qwaszxwesdxc 0
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You ranso far away (I ran)

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asselhoff 5
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haha that's funny even though it sucks

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ImaWiseGuy 5
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mine....mine....mine....mine....

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Elphieba 4
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What of they attacked your sister? Good thing attacked you, less damage because your bigger.

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ydi_4_suking 20
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what if the little sister is bigger than the big sister?

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gutzz 0
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Great Scott!!!! I think you just made a conundrum.

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Grimmerie 31
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Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! -silence-

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HouseHunter 2
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no conundrum there. I'm taller than my big brother

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clojo1112 0
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was it a tuna sandwich?

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Miss_Michaela 10
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2 slices of bread containing Tuna between the 2.

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SuckerPunchurMom 0
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Thank you captain obvious. I thought it was tuna bread tuna -.-

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docscientist 9
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You sure it isn't tuna around the edges of the bread?

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Miss_Michaela 10
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Oh. I read 'Wat is.' not was it. Sorry!!

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NineFishMffns_fml 0
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lol!! all the comments above made me laugh!! :D! hate birds :p

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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Well, get back into the kitchen and make another sandwich woman.

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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Awww, I got moderated. D: guess sexist jokes are out just like Chuck Norris jokes.

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unidentified_sta 5
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I didn't get to read it but it was probably extremely terrible. Moderated for the sake of avoiding damage to our Humerus(es?).

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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well it contained words like "kitchen, woman and sandwich lol"

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docscientist 9
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It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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Now I can't use those jokes as well as the 'yo mama' and 'chuck norris' ones.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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That's probably for the better. Those jokes aren't funny to anyone but the mentally inept... which is probably why a high amount of FML commenters think they are...

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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and no fair #12 didn't get moderated lol.

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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Well done #72. You want a fortune cookie for that?

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MyNameIsBruce 0
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It depends, there are sone funny ones...

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T3P33_fml 0
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well some OC jokes can be quite good but most of the time it's just the same 3 jokes being copypasted or with < 4 letter changes...

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jess6blondie9 2
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Oh hell nah! Not the sandwich. Damn seagulls.

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Miss_Michaela 10
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You can just imagine her screaming "Not the face, not the face!".

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jess6blondie9 2
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Um no... I imagine her screaming "Not the sandwich, not the sandwich!"

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SandraGee 7
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Damn those seagulls. Lol, they have no mercy.

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thaney18 0
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Not the sammy!!!

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nswan 5
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tell your little sister to get back in the kitchen and make you another one!

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docscientist 9
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Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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