FML : Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery...

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Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By whyarewerelated - / Thursday 8 September 2011 15:41 / United Kingdom

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By ollie179 | 19

#3258067 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:01

Next week finish your work twice as fast and start singing rebecca black songs, throwing scissors at him and wrapping him in cling film.

By HentaiBunny | 4

#3258062 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:00

Cheesy tv sitcom... COMMENCE!!

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By CiaranPM | 0

#3258051 - Thursday 8 September 2011 06:57

Sounds like a cool guy.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3258183 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:30

Sounds like the guys who have the Catalina Wine Mixer each year(can't remember the name of the company). They're super douche lords who would do this kind of shit.

monkeys1315 | 0

#3258255 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:44

It's better then having to work alone and be bored and lonely

gojira666 | 7

#3258318 - Thursday 8 September 2011 08:02

That sucks....disney songs are catchy as fuck

abbyelizabeth | 9

#3258352 - Thursday 8 September 2011 08:11

Quit being such a hard-ass and have a little fun. Geesh.

fatgirllovesfml | 0

#3258408 - Thursday 8 September 2011 08:31

Ugh Disney songs sucks! I petty you ;(

bubble25_fml | 5

#3258412 - Thursday 8 September 2011 08:31

Sounds like something I would do >:)

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3258599 - Thursday 8 September 2011 09:18

Man, that would be so fun!! What are you complaining about?

RobinKCS | 9

#3258613 - Thursday 8 September 2011 09:21

What does OP mean?

farhil | 14

#3258738 - Thursday 8 September 2011 09:49

Original Poster Dont be thumbs down the guy, we were all new once

GardeningHoes | 0

#3258788 - Thursday 8 September 2011 10:07

-52 Are you saying you're not new? Also, how do make post?

bitchesbecrazy2 | 4

#3258811 - Thursday 8 September 2011 10:15

16- yeah.... you and your bio remind me a lot of one of those conceded douches your talking about..... can't quite put my finger on why though..... hmmmmmm......

nerdfighteria | 7

#3258817 - Thursday 8 September 2011 10:16

52- And yet, there's this thing called "Google". It's so that we can look stuff up and not look like an idiot. It's pretty cool, actually.

Rickilynn1 | 10

#3259130 - Thursday 8 September 2011 11:39

16 - step brothers. Brennan and Derek Huff. Get it right.

Finn_the_human | 4

#3259388 - Friday 9 September 2011 01:29

That's how stapler fights get started.

tatababe | 0

#3260305 - Friday 9 September 2011 03:53

Can I join

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#3260730 - Friday 9 September 2011 05:36

It could be worse OP, your brother could be like my 16 year old one and have a obsession with Dragon Ball Z and watch it all day at high volume.

enonymous | 8

#3261238 - Friday 9 September 2011 08:27

16 & 77 - IT'S THE MOTHER FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER

Deathhound | 25

#3261649 - Friday 9 September 2011 11:22

Haha, give it back to him!

By eraintime | 0

#3258057 - Thursday 8 September 2011 06:58

Second. Fyl

By HentaiBunny | 4

#3258062 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:00

Cheesy tv sitcom... COMMENCE!!

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3258718 - Thursday 8 September 2011 09:46

How I Killed My Brother, coming this fall.

audiophileMom | 11

#3258824 - Thursday 8 September 2011 10:17

That does sound like an okay setup indeed! Good thinking.

EnEl_Infierno | 15

#3259249 - Friday 9 September 2011 12:37

What? Pizza! no, k then bye....

SA23 | 0

#3259350 - Friday 9 September 2011 01:19

Hey just want to say your really beautiful :)

jillianmathers12 | 13

#3260253 - Friday 9 September 2011 03:41

Why do you think she is beautiful? Because she has fake boobs?

michael666 | 7

#5606852 - Wednesday 31 July 2013 06:48

god your hot.

By ollie179 | 19

#3258067 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:01

Next week finish your work twice as fast and start singing rebecca black songs, throwing scissors at him and wrapping him in cling film.

6joe9 | 0

#3258127 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:15

Or just simply KILL HIM :p

deathtrap | 0

#3258562 - Thursday 8 September 2011 09:10

Duct tape him to the ceiling. It may require the help of several of your friends but it can be done

raaawwwrrZ | 8

#3260756 - Friday 9 September 2011 05:43

Get biblical. Nail him to a couple of 2 by 4's

Saltime | 0

#3260924 - Friday 9 September 2011 06:31

Nails and 2 by 4s are not part of an everyday office supply...

ProhibitionRose | 14

#4216824 - Monday 26 March 2012 07:32

Rebecca Black has more than one song?!

By twinny_sc | 13

#3258071 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:02

How lucky.

By mynameis1339 | 0

#3258075 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:03

That sucks

By saintdalman | 4

#3258082 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:05

Duct tape him to an office chair.

noboundary | 9

#3258322 - Thursday 8 September 2011 08:03

And put his office supplies in jello :]

imaninja1 | 9

#3258727 - Thursday 8 September 2011 09:48

Winn^^

By uprising_fml | 0

#3258084 - Thursday 8 September 2011 07:05

when he's in the bathroom, walk in on him when his pants are down and wrap duck tape on his pubes.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3258654 - Thursday 8 September 2011 09:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

nerdfighteria | 7

#3258831 - Thursday 8 September 2011 10:18

48- You must be new.

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3259007 - Thursday 8 September 2011 11:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Shrike | 22

#3259042 - Thursday 8 September 2011 11:19

well what kind of dumbass would have the stone balls to ask the admins to remove an innocuous comment? though I believe nerdfighteria meant to say "you must be mentally retarded if you think anyone would find you funny"

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3259063 - Thursday 8 September 2011 11:23

how is that funny at all

Shrike | 22

#3259072 - Thursday 8 September 2011 11:25

no one SAID it was funny, doesn't mean it'll get removed just because it didn't make you laugh, moron. if all stupid comments got removed, your comment count would probably be 0

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3259105 - Thursday 8 September 2011 11:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Shrike | 22

#3259115 - Thursday 8 September 2011 11:38

too bad. say/ask something stupid, reap the consequences. if you don't want the commentary, then next time just shut your mouth, yeah?

HomeAl0ne | 20

#3259315 - Friday 9 September 2011 01:11

#48 I agree that your comment is disgusting and unnecessary, so I thumbed it down one more time and now it's gone, just like you requested. However, it might be more efficient if you don't post stupid stuff in the first place.