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Today, my grandpa set out snare traps to catch the foxes that have been around our property, because he wanted to protect our dog from being attacked by them. I then got a phone call from my dad telling me our dog got caught in one. FML

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

#21494372
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23909) - you deserved it (1863)

On 11/19/2015 at 9:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

#21464787
38 comments

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On 09/05/2015 at 4:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

#21455597
64 comments

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On 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm - love - by fridgemylifee - United States

Today, I was just a few days away from starting the training for my promotion to management, which involved a healthy pay raise and full time benefits. Today, news came down that the company is filing for bankruptcy. FML

#21460116
28 comments

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On 08/24/2015 at 2:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

#14197069
56 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 11:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been cut, they were still going to be playing on the school's volleyball team. The rumor going around is that everyone who tried out made the team. I never got a call back. FML

#17652760
70 comments

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On 09/03/2011 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that what I thought was "acne" is actually an allergic reaction to a cream I've been using for years. I thought the cream was helping me with the breakouts but my doctor says the real acne probably went away naturally years ago. FML

#21477917
30 comments

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On 10/09/2015 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML

#21455427
65 comments

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On 08/13/2015 at 12:13am - work - by Highroller_17 - United States

Today, several coworkers think the operation scar on my wrist is really a failed suicide attempt, because I study design and apparently, "Artists are suicidal, right?" FML

Today, my 5-year-old daughter sobbed inconsolably on my return home from a several-month long deployment to the Middle East. I was touched by her reaction until she blurted out that she wasn't crying because she missed me, but because my shaved head looked scary ugly. FML

#21471211
57 comments

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On 09/21/2015 at 9:44pm - kids - by LCDRBrownHercules (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

#8542819
113 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 1:31am - love - by nomoresbfun (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

#3630061
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (59156)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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