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Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

#20884742
245 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 12:36am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML

#6951563
46 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 2:22am - intimacy - by boyfriendisatoss (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

#13155074
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 10:36am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, "Thank goodness it's the weekend!" I then realized it's Friday and I missed my final. FML

#10973350
101 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 7:58pm - misc - by H05T1L3 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML

#19382117
144 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#20066250
330 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML

#20075041
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18066) - you deserved it (1735)

On 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by MyEarsHurt - United States (California)

Today, I'm looking for a job, and the employer I spoke to by phone was busy, but before hanging up he said "we will call you soon". I still wonder how he plans to do so without even having asked for my number. FML

#2053
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18065) - you deserved it (2117)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by maddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML

#20041168
92 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 3:11pm - animals - by missTyfied (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18058) - you deserved it (45476)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

#20150831
473 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML

#19776443
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18051) - you deserved it (12980)

On 06/12/2012 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

#617
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18050) - you deserved it (2292)

On 12/28/2008 at 4:50am - misc - by maxiflouf - Sent from mobile version



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