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Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML

#8148344
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (5625)

On 02/11/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by Female - United States

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22093) - you deserved it (70609)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML

#8770202
62 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

#13958781
56 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 4:52am - work - by romedizzle (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was pulling out of my driveway, and was being aware of the flowers I had just planted. I moved my head to look out my window as not to hit them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head break my nose and drive over the flowers. FML

#1845735
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22089) - you deserved it (41229)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by samantha246 - United States (New York)

Today, I've been forced to start packing to go on a vacation with my parents, because they say I've been studying too hard and need a break. I've hardly studied at all and was planning on making up for it all in the time I had left before finals. I'm screwed. FML

#21069416
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22088) - you deserved it (39488)

On 02/23/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by goodbye cruel world (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

#14825880
24 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ColdMN (man) - United States

Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML

#20137716
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22085) - you deserved it (3648)

On 10/28/2012 at 9:53pm - health - by monkeylover996 (woman) - United States

Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

#7551052
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (7592)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by meggasee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

#18741801
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22080) - you deserved it (10100)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22075) - you deserved it (9235)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

#20090653
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22075) - you deserved it (1630)

On 09/27/2012 at 4:19am - misc - by Creeped - United States



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