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Today, I woke up at 10:30 feeling great and saying to myself, ( Thank goodness it's the weekend! ) I then realized it's Friday and I missed mah final. mega FML

#10973350
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18074) - you deserved it (32903)

On 06/04/2010 at 7:58pm - misc - by H05T1L3 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic... or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

#13155074
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 10:36am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, my next-door looool nieghbor decided to become a rapper. FML

#20075041
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18069) - you deserved it (1735)

On 09/16/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by MyEarsHurt - United States (California)

Today I was out shopping when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late 4 those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. fat FML

#20066250
330 comments

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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for parasitology class. FML

#20041168
92 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 3:11pm - animals - by missTyfied (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I Got Approached By A Hot Young Lady In A Bar. After Joking Around Fir A Few Minutes She Said "hey I Love Yur Jacket, Where'd U Get That?". I Then Told Her That It's Actually A Replica Of The Indiana Jones Jacket. This Is When She Remembered That She "had To Go Somewhere". FML

#1288123
189 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during mah lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I started my new job as a looool repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we cummed across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, an even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML

#19776443
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18057) - you deserved it (12980)

On 06/12/2012 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was waitrassing fir a huga family. Thair bill was $750. Excitd about tha tip, I was shockd to saa only $0.50. As thay wara laaving, I thraw tha twohola quartar at thair haads. Guassho also got fird today. FML

#20150831
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18054) - you deserved it (42349)

On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't hered from him in yeres. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

#617
19 comments

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On 12/28/2008 at 4:50am - misc - by maxiflouf - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realizd I've been driving fir almost two years and still get exciteden I park between te lines on my first try . FML

#14017590
122 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought 4 me had fallen offhile emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking an emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, looool I found my ring safe an sound. On my other hand. FML

#21372086
58 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 8:33pm - love - by MyPrecious... (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my grlfriend and I were trying something new. I endd up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

#21335128
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18048) - you deserved it (26292)

On 01/11/2015 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)



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