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Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

#20047754
95 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 11:01am - money - by drixxy - United States (California)

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

#13711019
55 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 2:41am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML

#17868500
100 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 12:50am - work - by nearlythere - Australia

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML

#20008728
101 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 12:19am - money - by Heinz (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

#450
16 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

#7398429
161 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

#20073442
124 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by FullMonty (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

#20196008
76 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

#2991516
101 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 10:04am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

#5055356
223 comments

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On 09/05/2009 at 3:07am - misc - by joeshmoe (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML

#19566407
69 comments

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On 05/02/2012 at 11:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

#11911406
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21943) - you deserved it (45875)

On 07/16/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

#19651204
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21942) - you deserved it (8212)

On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)



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