By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

That's okay. Just wrote him an I.O.U. for 1 free mugging and call it even Stevens.

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Comments

abNormal62 23

My thought exactly. I'm a Canadian and that guy was way too polite for me

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EarlFug 19

Even Canadians have our limits. The appropriate response in this situation is "Geez, take off eh?"

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CanadiAnM8 24

I'm Canadian... And to be completely 100% honest, I say sorry for EVERYTHING. No matter what, it's just something you learn in Canada. It's practically common courtesy to say sorry for something even if it's not your fault. If you're really rude, most people will think you're not from around here.

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shawnaishere 14

Because obviously Canadians cant live in the US right?

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EarlFug 19

I see I commented before you -- sorry, bud!

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thatonetribute 31

At least you meant well!

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cheesyfeet2001 31

I'm not sure wether OP is lucky or not on this occasion.

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frerik 9

well, he apperently wasn't hurt and he hasn't lost any money, how could you not decide?

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iLike2Teabag 27

That's okay. Just wrote him an I.O.U. for 1 free mugging and call it even Stevens.

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Poohbear12345 4

Hey, mommy always said that manners will save your life!

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Hoopachi 19

Considering your comment AND username, you don't need to be on FML

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Grayness_ 26

At least nothing bad happened to you. Thank God for that man.

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SubparAtBest 23

I can just imagine this going down and the mugger just sitting there like "this is awkward...." then dashing off into the night.

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missa1996 18

At least nothing happened to you OP!

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