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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By alo1434 - 23/06/2011 08:54 - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Aaron Lewis - 07/07/2012 05:01 - United States - Topeka

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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RickySleeves 20

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:46

Are you Canadian?

iLike2Teabag 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:48

That's okay. Just wrote him an I.O.U. for 1 free mugging and call it even Stevens.

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hasooon 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:51

You should have pointed to nearest Person and tell him " he/she got a lot of cash, and run as fast as possible". Preferably your boy/girlfriend.

kutemotoka 15

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:33

Hahaha reminds me of an FML earlier

wratty11 17

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:47

#38 whoah, how weird! It's almost looks as if #13 actually *meant* to reference the FML from yesterday you're talking about.

WOTAN1488 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:52

Well at least you didn't have some pussy boyfriend who would throw you under the bus and run away.

abNormal62 23

Tuesday 2 June 2015 18:54

Did you give the guy an IOU or your address so he could stop by and get the money you owed him later?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:03

Well he wouldn't mind getting your phone... Running away from muggers can come back and bite you...

Destinee_1 13

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:05

Did you tell him to meet you at the same time tomorrow and this time have money?

Steve95401 49

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:08

Was the mugger the boyfriend of an OP from last week?

HoboMeth 33

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:09

"I'm sorry that you cant't rob me right now."

alfonze07 12

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:11

Rain check lol let him know when you will have it and where you'll be next time

ScherzoVivo 9

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:20

At first glance I read that as "hug". Suffice to say, I was confused and very sad for you.

MandieL 27

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:16

I did the exact same thing.

Tournesol143 28

Tuesday 2 June 2015 19:21

Wow, OP. I think it's high time something positive happened in your life. It sounds like you've been beaten down for far too long!

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