sorrystupid
United States
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
alo1434
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Aaron Lewis
Topeka, United States
Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland
Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Wallingford, United States
Thanks, officer
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
BobbyHutchinson
Australia
Leg it
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Classic
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
stabbed with kindness
Elektrostal, Russian Federation
HEY YOU
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Anonymous
Guatemala
Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML
No justice anywhere
Stand your ground
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Top comments
RickySleeves 20
Are you Canadian?
iLike2Teabag 27
That's okay. Just wrote him an I.O.U. for 1 free mugging and call it even Stevens.
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Comments (82)
JKPwnage 27
What the ****? It's not Canada?!
JustinJK 21
My conditioned response to homeless people is "ew go away".
zahidnasir 22
stupid forever
duramunch18 9
That's why everybody should open carry. fight crime shoot back
Tthug 34
I'm much more a fan of conceal carry, because of the gun idiots that freak out because they think guns will fire by themselves like spontaneous combustion or some bullshit. But open carry is just as good.
Firecubitch 5
You could have asked for his PayPal.
FitFriday 32
The most polite victim award goes to OP
michelle202123 18
sounds like something I would do... and then when my friends lecture me about apologizing too much, I apologize... Lol
Skylarconner 14
your personality is a good one, don't hate yourself and keep that personality it's a rare one :)
mukduk 21
Charming, #27.... Charming.
Drnknmonkey08 12
why would you apoligise?! that's pretty much saying it's okay what he was trying to do!