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Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML


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On 10/14/2013 at 8:14pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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If you didn't even know there was a raffle, then how were you entered in it? Surely you would remember if you put your name down for something like that?

#1 - On 10/15/2013 at 2:42am by Stylux

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lol.. you think that's true? ur friends are probably trolling you..

#7 - On 10/15/2013 at 2:45am by dRpRdP

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