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Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML


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On 02/07/2013 at 7:28pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI for complaining about losing the money when it was your choice to keep it or give it away.

#2 - On 02/08/2013 at 2:18am by Accuraxy

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* let me see of my balls are still intact...........
Nope guess that guy took those too*

#4 - On 02/08/2013 at 2:20am by Just_STFU_Please

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